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[thetaintedsorrow]

[The video opens with a very flushed Chuuya, and the source of that rosy color on his cheeks is soon readily apparent. In his hand is a glass of red wine that’s barely half-full, and it’s obvious that he’s been hitting the bottle hard. Behind him is the backdrop of a lavish, cozy bedroom, and a small bird can be seen flitting to and fro.]

This is the first time I’ve posted a video on here. Seems easy enough. Anyway, while we all wait for news of whatever the hell is going on with the bigger picture right now, why not have some fun?

[Chuuya takes a sip of his wine.]

So I’m gonna ask a few questions. First off, what’s your drink of choice? I’m taking suggestions on different cocktails to mix up since I’ve got an entire bar to work with now. Hell, if it’s good enough, I might just name it after you.

[And he downs the rest of the wine. So classy.]

Second question; besides the people, what do you miss most about home? Or maybe tell me about something you’ve gotten back that you were missing when you first woke up. Or even weirdass gifts you never asked for that just randomly appeared.

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[insist]

[ Okay, he was sincere about giving the thing away, but he can't not find this a little funny. This is what Chuuya gets for being a pissy little gnat. ]

... That's what happens. [ In retrospect, he could have given this brooch to Vane instead, since he always seems to be in good spirits, but no, he likes this outcome way more. ]

[thetaintedsorrow]

What do you mean??

[Oh...then when someone is in a bad mood it stinks.

Chuuya throws a scathing glare at Rohan, wishing he could kick his ass right about now.]

No wonder you wanted to get rid of it. You’re always in a shitty mood.

[And yet Chuuya isn’t giving it back.]

You’re not getting it back.

[insist]

[ Sorry, nerd. You can't kick his ass. ] 'Always' ...? No, it's dependent on who's around me. There's a reason I wasn't wearing it when you came.

[ Mainly, his mood might get sour because they don't get along, and the last thing he wants is to reek. The state of their relationship is clearly Chuuya's fault for not bending to his whims and opposing him all the time. ] Go, take it, I don't want it. I, Rohan Kishibe, never go back on a decision I've made.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Tch. The feeling is mutual.

[Obviously, since the garbage smell is overpowering right now. Chuuya shoves the brooch in his pocket to hopefully try and lessen the stench.]

Remind me to get you a nice birthday gift when that day rolls around. I’ll repay the favor in full.

[insist]

There's no need for that, but ... you're free to do whatever you want. [ <-- secretly wants birthday gifts because no one (but his fans) ever give him any. There's a sip of his coffee, and he debates over whether he wants to chase Chuuya away or attempt some actual conversation. ]

So. How are things, Nakahara Chuuya? Have you found employment?

[thetaintedsorrow]

[He didn’t say it would be a pleasant birthday gift.

He supposes he’ll sit his ass down and stay long enough for coffee, at least...]

Sort of. I make money at the fighting pits. What about you?

[insist]

The fighting pits. This reminds me that I should check them out ... [ Don't tell him he can't fight for SHIT and should probably stay away from them. He won't believe it. ]

I do commissions from time to time. It's unfortunate that most of the requests I get ... [ Should he try to make this sound less crude? Nah, he's a crude guy. ] are for porn, but I'm doing what I can to stay afloat.

[ He should actually find a more stable source of income at some point. He's just been so stubborn about it until now. ]

[thetaintedsorrow]

Yeah. Good luck with that.

[Rohan please you can’t fight without Heaven’s Door...]

Like...porn of real people? Are you drawing weird porn of people you know for money??

[Crude meet shameless. Chuuya doesn’t even flinch at the word “porn”.]