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[vorrutyer]

[ Byerly is on screen, looking pained and unhappy. ]

Nom de Dieu, I'm bored. Let's start some gossip.

Tell me - this question goes out to everyone - who's the worst person here? Or if that doesn't work, tell me who you like best. Or - mm - at least tell me who you've been secretly eyeing. Or just make up a salacious rumor, I don't care, just tell me something fun.

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[assholic]

You. You are the absolute worst person here. I took a poll. It was between you and that rancid pile of decomposing rat turds that blocked up the sewer last week. You won by a wide majority. Congratulations. Want a trophy?

[vorrutyer]

Hm. I suppose I did spot you attempting to romance that rat feces the other day. It seems you have a type.

[assholic]

What can I say. Put a few drinks in me and anything looks fuckable.

[vorrutyer]

My, my. You seem particularly full of vinegar today. Perhaps you've been standing still too long, if the wine in you has gone sour.

[assholic]

You're the one that drinks wine. I prefer something with bite.

Besides, you're the idiot whining about being bored. What, torture and kidnapping wasn't good enough for you the first time? Life getting a little stale? I could arrange a good flogging if you want.

[vorrutyer]

Oh, you're just teasing. I don't think you would - you're disappointingly vanilla.

[assholic]

[That got an actual laugh out of her.]

Just because I won't actually break you into pieces during sex doesn't mean I'm vanilla. I'm just not an extra in House of 1000 Corpses.

[vorrutyer]

[ jessica he doesn't know pop culture, he is from the future. ]

House of a thousand corpses? Who on earth would keep a place so stuffed? Even Vorrutyer House never stored upwards of a hundred bodies at a time. And anyway, one can be adventurous without creating snuff films.

[assholic]

[She knows, but shut up, By. This is her life.]

... You have issues. Like, real, serious issues that frankly, have me concerned about you. Do I seriously need to actually set up a flogging session for you to keep you out of shit?

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[shashka]

Drop the French, and I'll tell you anything you want.

[ Byerly, you know using French is on a whole different level of evil. ]

[vorrutyer]

Ah, thinking about joining my business? Working at Shades Darker? You'd make a formidable dominatrix, no question of it.

[vorrutyer]

Mon chat, why do you disdain my mother tongue so?

[assholic]

It's a one-person offer, you nut-job. I'm not big on leather. Too hard to keep clean and you sweat like a motherfucker in it.

[vorrutyer]

Oh, there are support staff who are responsible for keeping everything clean. You wouldn't have to worry about that.

[shashka]

It was the language of the old aristocracy. Those who wouldn't deign to speak Russian.

[ and hey... we all need our little quirks, don't we? ]

[vorrutyer]

Well. I suppose that's rather what it is for us, too. To be altogether fair.

[shashka]

Maybe it was for the best your world was gone. You might've inevitably descended into revolution as well.

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[dendarii]

I really have to agree with Jessica.

[ Is he responding via video despite being in the next room? yes. Yes he is. ]

[vorrutyer]

[ Mockingly: ]

Insulted by the tiny emperor! Dear fellow, you know that trying to be a big man is completely futile, don't you?

[ Sorry, Miles. He has to keep up his air of being a Useless Disloyal Town Clown in public. ]

[vorrutyer]

Oh, I don't know. We sensibly did things like making sure our proles couldn't read or write. Plus, there was fear of my family keeping them in line.

[dendarii]

[ Sigh. Eyeroll. At least he has the fond memory of Byerly swearing to defend him from bears now. ]

Insulted by both myself and the lady, remember. I'm just the last little bit to put her insult over the edge.

[vorrutyer]

It's true. As you can see, I've completely collapsed into a miserable heap, unable to carry on. Say, who do you suppose is the smartest of us?

[dendarii]

You must really be bored if you're asking me that.

[vorrutyer]

No, please, give me your opinion, "sire." I know you always thought very highly of yourself when we were children. I seem to recall, as a matter of fact, you sniffling and shuffling your feet and mumbling about much better you were than the rest of us...

[ This memory may or may not be remotely accurate. ]

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[veneries]

[It's taken Ramsay a moment to read this and figure out his reaction to it. Trolling isn't really a part of life back in Weteros.]

I hear Jon Snow fucked a bear. [Here is the straighest face. This is such a true rumour, okay.]