audio | un: sparkler | forward-dated to the 31st

[flashystyle]

[When a voice comes over the device, its tone is stern and mildly demanding.]

I've had quite enough of all this doom and gloom.

We are having a meeting. The Thesa Station, before the latest patch of unfortunate souls join us. I'm preparing a room for all of us, and by the bloody Maker you all are going to join me. Bring something to write with, because I will implore you to take notes. If you can't make it, I'll just assume you'll listen to my soothing voice over these devices anyway.

[With a click, it almost ends there—but Dorian quickly resumes the stream.]

... Also, if anyone with the strength to lift a few kegs, chairs, and other heavy objects would join me beforehand, I'd greatly appreciate it. Also, perhaps, someone who can work a stove. And... also someone with more technical know-how than I—I am quite necessary in this equation, rest assured, but it would make things much easier. Cheers.

[And, finally, it ends there.]

Comments

[flashystyle]

Dude. [thanks for adding that to his vocabulary] Have you considered you're being helpful and uncalled for?

[phykios]

You literally asked for everyone here to answer you.

[ we're just getting sidetracked now ]

[flashystyle]

I literally asked for everyone useful to my preparations to answer me, actually.

[HMMM]

[phykios]

[ he.....did. but percy can't admit that now!! ]

Your preparations for the meeting you want literally everyone to come to, only you won't tell anyone what it's for.

[ boys please.......... ]

[flashystyle]

Does your back ache from all that reaching? I'd hate for you to be in pain.

[this was a terrible idea]

[phykios]

Yeah, you seem really concerned.

[ it was... ]