audio | un: sparkler | forward-dated to the 31st

[flashystyle]

[When a voice comes over the device, its tone is stern and mildly demanding.]

I've had quite enough of all this doom and gloom.

We are having a meeting. The Thesa Station, before the latest patch of unfortunate souls join us. I'm preparing a room for all of us, and by the bloody Maker you all are going to join me. Bring something to write with, because I will implore you to take notes. If you can't make it, I'll just assume you'll listen to my soothing voice over these devices anyway.

[With a click, it almost ends there—but Dorian quickly resumes the stream.]

... Also, if anyone with the strength to lift a few kegs, chairs, and other heavy objects would join me beforehand, I'd greatly appreciate it. Also, perhaps, someone who can work a stove. And... also someone with more technical know-how than I—I am quite necessary in this equation, rest assured, but it would make things much easier. Cheers.

[And, finally, it ends there.]

Comments

[enarms]

Oh, good. That sounds like something everyone's really going to get on board with.

[ good luck? dorian? ]

[flashystyle]

A time-out corner with drinks?

[does that? make it better???]

[enarms]

Better, possibly saves it.

[flashystyle]

Whatever would I do without John Watson's stunning suggestions? You should fill out my daily planner.

[enarms]

When you already have brilliant ideas like that?

[ ha ha ]