audio | un: sparkler | forward-dated to the 31st

[flashystyle]

[When a voice comes over the device, its tone is stern and mildly demanding.]

I've had quite enough of all this doom and gloom.

We are having a meeting. The Thesa Station, before the latest patch of unfortunate souls join us. I'm preparing a room for all of us, and by the bloody Maker you all are going to join me. Bring something to write with, because I will implore you to take notes. If you can't make it, I'll just assume you'll listen to my soothing voice over these devices anyway.

[With a click, it almost ends there—but Dorian quickly resumes the stream.]

... Also, if anyone with the strength to lift a few kegs, chairs, and other heavy objects would join me beforehand, I'd greatly appreciate it. Also, perhaps, someone who can work a stove. And... also someone with more technical know-how than I—I am quite necessary in this equation, rest assured, but it would make things much easier. Cheers.

[And, finally, it ends there.]

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text | un: BishopRunout

[poolhall_killer]

You may consider me on board with both heavy lifting and working a stove.

[As long as the stove is powered by magic, of course.]

[flashystyle]

Tell me a meal you'd cook if you have the meals. The most savory thing you can think of. I'll prepare the ingredients before you arrive.

[poolhall_killer]

My most savory recipe? I can make a rather nice roasted chicken with accompanying vegetables and potatoes with rosemary and garlic.

And I'll bake the bread to go with it.

[Venom's secret skills are all in the bread.]

[flashystyle]

What about... ten of those?

[He's taking a mile from an inch, but please forgive him. He has good intentions.]

[poolhall_killer]

Do you mean ten servings or ten chickens?

[He might be up to the challenge as he's been looking for a way to release all this pent up stress and energy. Maybe cooking for several people will help.]

[flashystyle]

Ten chickens. To be done in a week's time.

[poolhall_killer]

[If only you could see his face, Dorian.]

Ten. Chickens.

I think I can manage that with the proper planning.

Very well. I will cook ten chickens with the accompanying vegetables and bread.