audio | un: sparkler | forward-dated to the 31st

[flashystyle]

[When a voice comes over the device, its tone is stern and mildly demanding.]

I've had quite enough of all this doom and gloom.

We are having a meeting. The Thesa Station, before the latest patch of unfortunate souls join us. I'm preparing a room for all of us, and by the bloody Maker you all are going to join me. Bring something to write with, because I will implore you to take notes. If you can't make it, I'll just assume you'll listen to my soothing voice over these devices anyway.

[With a click, it almost ends there—but Dorian quickly resumes the stream.]

... Also, if anyone with the strength to lift a few kegs, chairs, and other heavy objects would join me beforehand, I'd greatly appreciate it. Also, perhaps, someone who can work a stove. And... also someone with more technical know-how than I—I am quite necessary in this equation, rest assured, but it would make things much easier. Cheers.

[And, finally, it ends there.]

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[wallofbriggs]

Of course, it is.

You're an only child, aren't you? Sadly, you'll have to learn to share with the rest of the world.

[flashystyle]

You mean I can't horde all the toys and wail when I don't get my way? I've never heard of such a cruel way responsibility. I shan't take it.

[wallofbriggs]

You'll live.

So beyond the first, and last, annual Dorian fan club gathering what are you planning?

[Play time's over, get serious.]