audio | un: sparkler | forward-dated to the 31st

[flashystyle]

[When a voice comes over the device, its tone is stern and mildly demanding.]

I've had quite enough of all this doom and gloom.

We are having a meeting. The Thesa Station, before the latest patch of unfortunate souls join us. I'm preparing a room for all of us, and by the bloody Maker you all are going to join me. Bring something to write with, because I will implore you to take notes. If you can't make it, I'll just assume you'll listen to my soothing voice over these devices anyway.

[With a click, it almost ends there—but Dorian quickly resumes the stream.]

... Also, if anyone with the strength to lift a few kegs, chairs, and other heavy objects would join me beforehand, I'd greatly appreciate it. Also, perhaps, someone who can work a stove. And... also someone with more technical know-how than I—I am quite necessary in this equation, rest assured, but it would make things much easier. Cheers.

[And, finally, it ends there.]

Comments

[flashystyle]

Yes, well, it wasn't my intention that it be particularly lively. People are merely more accommodating when they have the option to be tipsy - at least, that much is true for me.

It'll accomplish more than the eight months we've spent on completely different sides of the planet, I think. Is there any reason to doubt that?

[shikomizue]

Someone so spirited as you leading the way [to the wine?] ensures some amount of liveliness.

Enough to make doubting you easy.

The more idiots you get together, the less you get done.

And you're gathering all of them.

[flashystyle]

Well, thankfully we'll be one short, assuming you don't attend.

What would you have me do, hm? Nothing?

[shikomizue]

Heh.

[Savage! He's trying to play it off, but he's offended.]

I don't care what you do.

But if I were in your position, I'd rather take the fight to my enemies than deal with herding a bunch of idiots.

Provided you even know who your enemies are. Do you?

[flashystyle]

And there he goes! Dorian Pavus, singlehandedly taking down the entire two nation's populations who hold grudges over the worst politics he's ever laid eyes on. They sing songs of his bravery, now, parade him as a hero. They never give credit to whoever came up with what frankly was the world's shittiest, improbable idea, that would realistically never work.

lmao i love dorian

[shikomizue]

That's quite the scene to imagine. Your fire could be so far reaching, I think.

Impossible feats are the things most worth doing.

But if you think there's an easy solution, have your meeting. I'm sure it will...

take down the entire two nation's populations who hold grudges over the worst politics you've ever heard of.

I'll compose a song for the man with the second shittiest idea in the world.

don't he's the worst... besides takasugi

[flashystyle]

I'm afraid that's still you. The first one is your suggestion, and the second one is crossing me. On the plus side, we'll both have a song! How delightful.

dorian deserves better than takasugi

[shikomizue]

I like the sound of that. A song for the man with a refugee army from the stars. And a song for the man who challenged him.

That is an idea of yours, isn't it? Gather them so they can fight together against these 'politics'?