Venom (
poolhall_killer) wrote in
elnysa2018-03-13 12:20 am
[Video] un: BishopRunout
[It's been a rough couple of days. Something in Venom's personal life exploded in his face, so he hasn't been sleeping much. He took a little time off work, and tonight he's decided to film the little egg that showed up a while ago. Call it proof in case something goes horribly wrong. Maybe it'll even hatch on camera and he can share what arrived. That might cheer him up. Possibly. Maybe.
What he doesn't expect is finding shards of eggshell in the box he kept it.
Panicked, he films the path of shell pieces into his kitchen, where a very tiny monkey has started devouring some fruit on the table. Of course that begs the question:]
Sorry to ask so late, but what kind of monkey is this?
And monkeys don't hatch from eggs...
What he doesn't expect is finding shards of eggshell in the box he kept it.
Panicked, he films the path of shell pieces into his kitchen, where a very tiny monkey has started devouring some fruit on the table. Of course that begs the question:]
Sorry to ask so late, but what kind of monkey is this?
And monkeys don't hatch from eggs...

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What if he does get larger? And you wake up to him sitting on your chest?
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[Smirk.]
Well, I'd certainly notice fast enough.
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[He watches as the little guy's crawling back down and trying to chew on Zev's finger. Stop that!]
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[Not that he isn't sort-of wiggling them on purpose now. He might not even mind if the creatue draws blood. Your roomie is weird like that.]
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Please stop chewing on his fingers, little one.
[And just like that, he stops chewing and sits in Zev's palm.]