Venom (
poolhall_killer) wrote in
elnysa2018-03-13 12:20 am
[Video] un: BishopRunout
[It's been a rough couple of days. Something in Venom's personal life exploded in his face, so he hasn't been sleeping much. He took a little time off work, and tonight he's decided to film the little egg that showed up a while ago. Call it proof in case something goes horribly wrong. Maybe it'll even hatch on camera and he can share what arrived. That might cheer him up. Possibly. Maybe.
What he doesn't expect is finding shards of eggshell in the box he kept it.
Panicked, he films the path of shell pieces into his kitchen, where a very tiny monkey has started devouring some fruit on the table. Of course that begs the question:]
Sorry to ask so late, but what kind of monkey is this?
And monkeys don't hatch from eggs...
What he doesn't expect is finding shards of eggshell in the box he kept it.
Panicked, he films the path of shell pieces into his kitchen, where a very tiny monkey has started devouring some fruit on the table. Of course that begs the question:]
Sorry to ask so late, but what kind of monkey is this?
And monkeys don't hatch from eggs...

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[Now he's a little more thankful for the tiny monkey, who has gotten prints all over his sleeve.]
I don't know what I'd do if I received a hippo in an egg...
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[ that Rosalind now carries it around in her handbag shows very clearly that she was the better recipient there. ]
Any news on the monkey front?
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...Outside of these hand prints.
[You're going to earn yourself a bath, good monkey.]