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Does anyone know how to make Boudin Noir?

_{[Yes, hello. Meet Diva, who's currently sitting on her bed, holding her phone at a pretty awkward angle. Sorry she's crooked. She doesn't mean to be. While everyone is rebuilding after the chaos and stressing out Diva's just hanging out, thinking about her stomach.]}

I know one needs blood to make it, and getting some won't be an issue, but I really don't know how to make sausages. I want to eat some. I haven't had any since I was in France.

_{[Sounds like things could get a little Sweeney Todd up in here, if her fangs are any clue as to what she might be.]}

I would buy some if I had money, but Solomon has it all. _{[Obligatory call out.]} Because I'd lose it.

Anyway, if you help me I'll help you!

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[bodyguarding]

( what the fuck is that. Hak decides not to let on his ignorance. )

So you're royalty? ( and he's her child? yet a recruit?

wait. )

Wait. I don't give a crap about any of that. Just let me know when you get the recipe.

I'll give you something in return.

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Of my species.

_{[It's complicated.]}

What will you give me?

[bodyguarding]

Dunno. What do you want?

( he's got...pretty earrings he's bought. and stuff he's not willing to give up. and can train in useful skills, but. )

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Your blood.

[bodyguarding]

( ...good joke. )

Hell no. What kind of freak are you? You're really stuck on this blood thing.

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Do you not know what a vampire is?

[bodyguarding]

( well, now that she's saying it.

he has a slight strain to his voice now. ) Uh. I didn't want to offend you.

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Why would I be offended if you didn't know what I am?

[bodyguarding]

I don't know! Because people here are freakin' weird?

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Yeah, they are.

[bodyguarding]

( ........................ ???????? )

Aren't you going to tell me?

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Oh. Right.

_{[Sorry, she got distracted.]}

I need human blood to survive, but I'll admit the other parts of a human are pretty tasty too. I'm also really strong, heal very fast and can't die. Oh! And my voice is enchantingly beautiful.

Just like the rest of me.

[bodyguarding]

( god all he wanted was a sexy exotic dish to impress his princess with that he would have fucked up or given up on halfway anyway. )

Right. So that's how you still survive here too? At this place?

( he'll ignore her ego. yes diva, you're drop dead gorgeous, he's seen the video! )

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_{[Give her validation.]}

Well I'm not a vegetarian.

[bodyguarding]

( strong, can't die, eats blood. ok, so. a monster kind of. if she hasn't been punished yet or no one's really warned of her, then he guesses she's got some sort of system that works.

or she's just crazy and lying. )

Okay, that's weird and gross, but I guess it's not my problem.

( stay away from yona and he's fine. go eat other people tbh. )

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I was born this way.

You're right though, it's not your problem.

[bodyguarding]

( DON'T MAKE HIM FEEL BAD, YOU FREAK. )

Right. Sorry.

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_{[Hmmm....an apology......that wasn't expected.]}

It's okay.

What's your name?

[bodyguarding]

( he's been raised with palace manners. for everyone but yona. )

Hak.

( he's not sure if it's a good thing that she's asking. )

Guess I was useless to you, but if you need help in making any bulk meat I know how. I'm not using people-meat though. Or people-sausage.

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Hak...I'm Diva!

I wouldn't say completely useless. You've been nice to me at least?