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[colorature]

Does anyone know how to make Boudin Noir?

_{[Yes, hello. Meet Diva, who's currently sitting on her bed, holding her phone at a pretty awkward angle. Sorry she's crooked. She doesn't mean to be. While everyone is rebuilding after the chaos and stressing out Diva's just hanging out, thinking about her stomach.]}

I know one needs blood to make it, and getting some won't be an issue, but I really don't know how to make sausages. I want to eat some. I haven't had any since I was in France.

_{[Sounds like things could get a little Sweeney Todd up in here, if her fangs are any clue as to what she might be.]}

I would buy some if I had money, but Solomon has it all. _{[Obligatory call out.]} Because I'd lose it.

Anyway, if you help me I'll help you!

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[shikomizue]

[The thought of Diva in the kitchen is morbidly amusing.]

Why won't Solomon help you himself? [Probably because it'd be a pain, but no reason to let the man off the hook.]

voice

[colorature]

He's working!

voice

[shikomizue]

Is that all he tells you?

That it's 'work'? [Not that Takasugi doubts Solomon's work ethic.

But sometimes baby-sitting is a full time job.]

voice

[colorature]

Well he is working. Why, do you know what he's up to?

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[notsolomon]

You are are asking how to make sausage?

[He's a bit boggled. And blood sausage at that.]

But it should just be the pig's blood, meat and other fillers stuffed into a casing. Surely it can't be that hard to make.

And who is this Solomon? Your father or brother? I can't think of why else he would hold your money.

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[colorature]

If it isn't so hard, why don't you make me some?

_{[As for who Solomon is, well...it's a bit complicated. If the answer was father or brother it'd make things far simpler.]}

Solomon is my Chevalier! _{[Aka babysitter]} He's working right now.

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[notsolomon]

Because, it is beneath me to do such things unless I have to. And I'm not over found of it or it's cousin, blood pudding.

[As long as it's not a certain long dead King, any answer would please him.]

A knight? So you are letting your servant boss you around?

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[colorature]

Who said he's bossing me around?

voice

[galaxycannon]

A what? What language is th-- wait, blood?

voice

[colorature]

You can't make blood pudding without blood.

voice

[galaxycannon]

Blood... what...

voice

[colorature]

Pudding! Or sausage...they're more or less the same.

video; id: mikan

[logpose]

[ She's never heard of Boudin Noir but she does know how to make sausages. ]

... Okay, I'm sort of concerned that you think getting blood won't be an issue. [ Maybe she's imagining it, but it's not something you can buy at the store. ]

[colorature]

It wasn't that hard to come by. They were handing it out by the bucket not too long ago. Butchers have it too, usually.

_{[Or she could source it from some unfortunate soul from the red light district.]}

[logpose]

I hope you don't mean that dragon's blood ... [ Don't do it!!! But okay, it is true that she could probably get blood from a butcher's. ]

Fair enough. Why the sudden craving?

[colorature]

The dragon's blood was okay. Kind of spicy.

_{[Don't judge her okay.]}

I haven't had it in awhile, that's all.

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[rechained]

[ He doesn't know you and you don't know him, but... ]

Your place or mine?

[1/2]

[colorature]

<sub>[Wait...a minute...who the fuck is this? They look kind of like Hagi, same seaweed like hair...but it's not Hagi.

Hmm. Hmm...]</sub>

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[colorature]

_{[Oh well, whatever. It's not Hagi so! No problem here.]}

Mine.

[rechained]

Text your address. And what ingredients you already have, so I know what to pick up. Do you have a large soup pot? And large bowls. Wooden dowels. And if you're not prepared to help, you'll need to find a third person.

[colorature]

Okay...I have blood? I have a pot but I don't have large bowls. I don't know what a dowel is.

I will help!

voice

[bodyguarding]

Hey, did you ever get this recipe? Whatever the hell it is.

( their group "cook" is currently MIA, or rather, Stasis-in-Action, and like hell he's depending on that parasite to steal all the kitchen glory!

so what if he'd probably be a disaster in the kitchen, or even worse: nothing special. he's going to try and make himself useful for not just Yona, but everyone who comes by their residence. )

voice

[colorature]

_{[Yeah good fucking luck Hak. That parasite feeds your ass. Be grateful.]}

No, I didn't. Why, do you like blood too?

[bodyguarding]

(???????????? BLOOD???)

Uhhhh. What. What the hell do you mean, "blood"?

[colorature]

I mean blood. Blood pudding is made with blood. People eat it all the time.

_{[Not just gluttonous French vampires.]}