TEXT | un: nightray

[yelliot]

_{[After about half an hour of trying to figure out how to post with his phone, Elliot's using the network for the first time. Does he have something important to report? Well, that depends on if cats matter to you or not...]}

My friend found a cat.

_{[Ah yes, the classic 'asking for a friend technique' in action. Always works, never fails.]}

They don't know what to name it, so I'm asking for suggestions. This is what it looks like.

Don't suggest stupid names either! A cat like this deserves a really good name!

Comments

un: Fox; text

[tricksune]

What is their temperament like?

[frombetrayal]

Have you ever thought about getting a cat of your own?

[yelliot]

...Yes.

[yelliot]

No.
Denied.

[yelliot]

A boy's name stupid.

[yelliot]

They're dog people.

[yelliot]

Yeah...people give cats stupid names sometimes. Cats deserve the best names.

[yelliot]

Some idiot said I should name her princess blue.

[yelliot]

Yeah it does, thanks.
They sound pretty uptight though.

[yelliot]

Like what?

un: nightray

[yelliot]

She can be pretty feisty, but also likes to sit in the sun and on laps. Soft too, like a rabbit.

[yelliot]

SHUT UP I'LL BLOCK YOU!!!!

[yelliot]

That's kind of cute...

[yelliot]

It is but it can be a drink too. Haven't you ever had hot chocolate before?

[yelliot]

A few. Most of them are stupid though.

[eaudevamp]

[ This was getting a bit kind of pointless. But he was going to keep trying! ]

then what kind of naming criteria does your friend have?

[sheriffing]

What names would you consider "stupid"?

[inaurare]

I'm sure that's not the case! Such as what?

[idealisme]

And on learning that you have a cat they'll cut all ties and refuse to speak with you ever again.

[Seriously, you're overreacting.]

[catfident]

forest, fox, saffron

a plant, animal, and spice respectively

[notwagging]

[ sniffle. ]

well
im just saying
im sure whatever name you give the cat
it will be good

but one final suggestion

peri

[frombetrayal]

What sorts of names would you consider naming your own cat? Perhaps your friend would appreciate your insight as well as ours.

["Your friend," right. She knows full well he's the one who found the cat. She's just poking a little fun...]

[izanyagi]

It is a very regal name, if that helps. I'm sure your friend would approve.

[He totally knows you're asking for yourself.]

[gekkajuu]

Of course!

Then, drink names are no good?

[notsolomon]

They're perfectly respectful names. Or were you looking for something "cute."