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[yelliot]

_{[After about half an hour of trying to figure out how to post with his phone, Elliot's using the network for the first time. Does he have something important to report? Well, that depends on if cats matter to you or not...]}

My friend found a cat.

_{[Ah yes, the classic 'asking for a friend technique' in action. Always works, never fails.]}

They don't know what to name it, so I'm asking for suggestions. This is what it looks like.

Don't suggest stupid names either! A cat like this deserves a really good name!

Comments

[yelliot]

...Yes.

[frombetrayal]

What sorts of names would you consider naming your own cat? Perhaps your friend would appreciate your insight as well as ours.

["Your friend," right. She knows full well he's the one who found the cat. She's just poking a little fun...]

[yelliot]

Maybe Nessy.

[frombetrayal]

Oh, that's such a cute name!

[yelliot]

Right? It's good.

[frombetrayal]

If you do end up getting a cat and naming her Nessy, please let me meet her, all right?

[yelliot]

Okay, sure. You can meet her.

[frombetrayal]

Wonderful! I'll look forward to it.

[yelliot]

You should.

[frombetrayal]

Please contact me as soon as she's available for a visit.

[yelliot]

I will.

[frombetrayal]

Thank you.