audio | un: sparkler

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[Amid the sounds of the Institute break room comes the noise of a crisp bagel being buttered, followed by a particularly bored drawl. With little elaboration to where this is coming from, a clearly very hard at work Dorian simply asks:]

Three points per round, and the first to three rounds wins. Foul for rhetoric, repetition, synonyms, and statements. No non sequiturs. Now, is anyone up for a game of questions?

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Would you be opposed if I did?

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Have I ever been able to say no to you?

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Have you ever wanted to say no to me?

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Don't you tailor your requests to please me?

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Isn't that what you do?

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Please myself, or please you?

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Please-- Please, isn't it obvious?

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Wasn't that a rhetorical question?

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Clearly, I'm losing on purpose.

[He laughs. Point to Byerly.]

Would you come to me?

[vorrutyer]

Why, where are you?

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Do you know where I work?

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Do you really think they'd allow me in there?

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Do you really think I wouldn't let you in anyway?

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Are you asking me to break the rules?

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Are you willing to break them to see me?

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Do I seem like a villain to you?

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Am I not worth the crime?

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Would you even still like me, once I've committed the crime?

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Is it hard to believe I'd like you more?

[vorrutyer]

Aren't you a bit of a goody-goody, Dorian?

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[With an affronted huff:]

When did you become such a saint?

[vorrutyer]

Ah, no - don't you realize I'm a devil?

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If you're the devil, then why do you care about ruining me?

[vorrutyer]

Don't devils always want to ruin good men?

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Then why is a little crime stopping you?