audio | un: sparkler

[flashystyle]

[Amid the sounds of the Institute break room comes the noise of a crisp bagel being buttered, followed by a particularly bored drawl. With little elaboration to where this is coming from, a clearly very hard at work Dorian simply asks:]

Three points per round, and the first to three rounds wins. Foul for rhetoric, repetition, synonyms, and statements. No non sequiturs. Now, is anyone up for a game of questions?

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[vorrutyer]

[ Ah. ]

Are you bored, then, dear Dorian?

[flashystyle]

What gave you that impression, dear Byerly?

[vorrutyer]

[ He hums, then says: ]

When shall we begin to play?

[flashystyle]

[Dorian pulls a chair out, apparently situating himself like he knows he's going to be awhile.]

Haven't we already begun playing?

Voice | un: BishopRunout

[poolhall_killer]

You've piqued my interest. Let's begin, shall we?

[vorrutyer]

Oh - is this the way you're supposed to do it?

[flashystyle]

Oh for goodness sake, my man, foul already. Statement - Point to Dorian.

[If anyone can make biting into a bagel sound smug, it's Dorian.]

Start again.

[flashystyle]

Is this the way you're supposed to do what?

[poolhall_killer]

[What?? HUFF. Fine, he'll have to be more careful.]

What brings you to chat with us on this fine day?

[vorrutyer]

Weren't we just talking about the questions game?

[flashystyle]

[That's right, be careful. And enjoy him talking with his mouth full.]

What makes this a fine day?

[poolhall_killer]

Wouldn't you consider a sunny, crisp day fine?

[Stop you're making Venom hungry]

[flashystyle]

Were you actually listening?

[vorrutyer]

That's a terribly rude question, isn't it?

[flashystyle]

[crrrunnchhhh]

Would you consider a cloudy, rainy day unsatisfactory?

[flashystyle]

Are you implying I'm a rude person?

[vorrutyer]

Are you denying you're a rude person?

[flashystyle]

What makes you any better than me?

[vorrutyer]

Shall we start with my fashion sense, my personality, or my intellect?

[heraldsdawn]

You have nothing better to do I take it?

[ Is he playing? Who knows. ]

[flashystyle]

Shouldn't we start with something less delusional?

[vorrutyer]

What - do you find me so charmless?

[flashystyle]

Do you have anything better for me to do?

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[latkje]

[ From the other side of this feed, there's a few seconds of pristine silence. And then: ]

How do you play this game?

[flashystyle]

Do you actually think yourself charming?