video | un: Mysterious Handsome Zelos

[luxuriant]

Yo, hunnies! And... all of you other guys.

[He starts the video with a flashy wink, trailing off that latter introduction to men before he laughs. He's been watching the network, of course, but actually showing himself on it is something he wants to do more purposefully, and so: here he is.]

I don't know about everyone else, but things are getting way too quiet around here, if you ask me. The best way to get to know each other is to party! So if any cute girls want to have a good time, let's meet up, and I'll buy you a drink!

I guess guys can come, too, since we all saved each other and all. [He dismisses that a little with a wave of his free hand.] Consider it an act of kindness from the great Zelos! Heheh.

Oh yeah, but while I'm waiting... Why don't we take turns asking questions? It's not every day you meet people from another world. [Haha...] So, I'll start! How many of you have elves and half-elves where you're from, and what are they like?

[He flashes a grin despite his reasoning behind that question, and gives a mock salute.] Zelos out!

Comments

video | un. altea

[juniberries]

[pointy ears...not an elf.

but there are like. a good handful of them here so of course she's become familiar with the term.]

Are elves common where you're from too?

[luxuriant]

I wouldn't say common, but they exist, yeah. They kind of hide away from the rest of the world, so you see a lot more half-elves, even if they blend in.

[He shrugs a little.] "Too," though, huh? Does that mean you're an elf, my dear?

video | UN: SizzleItUp@LinkedIn

[chaoticlootral]

[ Pointy ears. Is an elf. ]

Never heard of them. [ A little sarcastically. I mean, he could just be unaware he himself is an elf. ] Why do you wanna know, compadre? Is this a thing? I'm not harshin' your elf buzz here, I'm just noticing a lot of you get uh, geared up about the ears.

[luxuriant]

Oh, you know, I'm just a little curious.

[Or a tiny bit elf racist and paranoid about the half-elf mass murderer currently sleeping in a pod, but details.] Where I come from, if you want to use any magic at all, you've gotta have at least a little bit of elven blood in you. So, you know, I'm human and most people would find it a little weird that I can use magic, if they didn't know about the fancy technology.

[That's his story and he's sticking to it.] What do you mean, geared up? People got a problem or something?

video | un: Inquisitor

[heraldsdawn]

[ Is this guy for real? It's so painfully obvious that this guy wants women it hurts.

Just here he is. Tattooed Elf and all. However, half-elves? He's never heard of a half elf in his life. ]

We have elves in my world of Thedas, but no half-elves.

And I suppose the make up of us are different. Some of us live in human cities and others travel with the Dalish.

[luxuriant]

Never heard the word "Dalish" before. That another race or something?

[He doesn't know... Still, interesting.] Huh. I guess there's more in common than human nature between worlds, after all. Humans, and now elves too... Kinda weird, if you think about it.

video; un: Mercy

[valcurie]

( video to match his; she's smiling almost like a mom, ready to be both officious and obnoxious as needed because that's what good doctors do. )

Does the 'great' Zelos have the appropriate plans in place, just in case the miraculous happens?

[luxuriant]

Hey, hey, hey, don't say it like that! Of course I've got plans. There's this tavern on the corner of this street, great place, and it's got plenty of room. I've hosted my own fair share of parties.

[He's GOT this, okay!!]

voice | username: No

[sullenstallion]

Were you this creepy the last time I talked to you, or is that new?

[What a Zeloser.]

There are a few elves in my village. I work...worked with one. Why'd you pick this question, exactly?

Zelos is staying on video!

[luxuriant]

Who are you?

[Haha, he actually remembers that voice, but he's going to be a jerk anyway.] There was a lot of stuff going on back home with elves, so it seemed appropriate.

video | un: real_life_actual_king

[tummyflowers]

[Oh now this Zelos he likes. Talk about personality! Is this our leading man? Maybe. Just maybe.]

Well, I can't say I've met any elves, but if they're anything like the giants or dwarves I've met, they're probably pretty average.

[luxuriant]

[Yeah!! Thanks, real life actual king!!]

Whoa, you've met dwarves, too? I'm pretty sure there are only two left where I'm from! That's crazy. Maybe all of these races are bound to come up in different universes, huh?

[Weird...]

audio, un: Yousoro★

[ayes]

I think I've had enough of drinking for a while, after that party a few nights ago...

And the only elves and half elves where I'm from are in storybooks.

Zelos stays video!

[luxuriant]

Heheh, that was a pretty fun time, but I hardly remember it! [He went a little overboard.] We've gotta make some new memories, right? Us friends?

[Who's friends...]

Storybooks, though, huh? That had to have come from somewhere. Maybe they used to exist in the past?

text ; un: Fox

[tricksune]

I've never met an elf before all this.

[ Was that a suitably useless answer? Great, moving on. ]

I believe that makes it my turn. What is 'Mysterious' about you?

zelos stays video

[luxuriant]

Uhh...

[Hang on, don't call him out here, too... He gets this at home enough!!] You know, since I'm so cool and beautiful.

text; un: theEND

[winddaughter]

do you actually manage to pick up women this way

Zelos stays video!

[luxuriant]

Hey, hey, hey, who said anything about "picking up?" It's a party! An open invite!

Voice: un: FENRIS

[unchainedwolf]

Why are you interested in elves?

[SUSPICIOUS.]

Zelos stays video!

[luxuriant]

Were you asking the guy who was posting about murder why he wanted to talk about that? [To be fair, he doesn't know if anyone questioned that since he only skim looked at it for interesting replies...]

Anyway, if I ask about humans, it's too boring. I can't tell any difference between us here or there. But elves... They exist plenty of different places, but there's always something different about them. At least that's what I've heard.

text | un: silverballs

[naturallywavy]

i'm not a very cute girl but
i'll take some cake instead of a drink

_{[ not really expecting him to bite, but Gintoki mooches.. so what is the harm? ]}

Zelos is staying on video!

[luxuriant]

Silverballs, really? You couldn't even go for the gold?

[He doesn't recognize the reference... Anyway, he laughs, waving it off with a free hand.] Sure. I think there are some kinda desserts in this place, so I'll buy you one of those, instead. It's on me! Celebrate! Relax! I'm so generous!

video; un: RedMage

[adelphoi]

[ more pointy ears incoming ]

You're.. not serious, are you?

[ this is a joke right he can't possibly have any measure of success with these awful pick-up techniques. ]

video | un: sparkler

[flashystyle]

Is that act of kindness also... buying the drinks? Asking for a friend. [no he isn't]

But... truth be told, we don't have half of anything, back home. All one hundred percent pointy eared or not. They're awfully petty about what makes you a true elf, like frolicking through the forest makes you any better.

video | un: zevran

[agradecido]

Since we're indulging each other with questions, how would one be a half elf? One pointy ear and one round one?