text | username: xXx_trueblue_xXx | backdated to 07/28

[competing]

[ good morning everyone, hope you weren't hoping to sleep in on this marvelous TGIF, because coming atcha from your very own communication device is one (1) blue paladin of voltron, looking perhaps a little too happy, a little too excited. ]

SUP FELLOW REFUGEES!
its ya boy lance!
so turns out theres a few things about this place thats pretty similar to my home world
and a little blue birdy tells me todays my birthday [ lol it's funny because his phone is blue........ ]

now back home my family would normally throw me a party but theyre uh
theyre kinda busy right now [ you know. fighting for their lives in sleep-mode and all. ]
and its a little too last minute to throw anything together anyway
but that doesnt mean we cant enjoy a few party games right?? [ if you can't already tell, he is pumped. games are, like, the second best thing about parties. (second to presents and cake, of course.) ]

since were all kinda scattered i thought we could all play one over this network
that way everyone gets to play!
the games called 'never have i ever'
and all you gotta do is say something
SOMETHING HONEST
that youve never done or seen or heard or whatever
and everyone who that applies to has to respond to you with a story about it!

[ okay so he... modified the game a bit. normally it involves drinking, bUT WHY ALIENATE THOSE WHO CAN'T, AMIRITE............. and besides if there is no birthday cake to be shared, might as well go for the next best thing, right? embarrassing stories! ] ]

i can even start!
ready??

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( ooc; this is backdated to lance's birthday this past friday (july 28). feel free to create your own toplevels, respond to others with or without an accompanying story, threadjack, etc! )

Comments

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[ .... waitaminute.

haaaaaang on a second. ]

hold the phone didnt you say you didnt follow recipes to make food?!

[punshots]

yeah, dude, that's exactly what i said!

[ Was that...not clear somehow..... ]

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[ ............ ]

so that means you freestyle it, right????

[punshots]

if you call putting a piece of bread in the toaster "freestyling", then yeah, sure

1/2

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[ ??????????????????? ]

2/2

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[ ....oh. ]

wait
now i get it
you mean you cant cook PERIOD

[punshots]

well, yeah, exactly
i can't cook to save my life

[competing]

[ it took them a while.... but they got there. ]

gooootcha
well hopefully you got roomed with someone who can

[punshots]

[ This will probably be a recurring problem tbh. ]

ha, if only!
my only buddy who can cook is the only one who's still a pod-cicle
we're getting by though :)

[ That is a gross overstatement. ]

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[ yikes ]

aw man really?
yeah hunks still sleeping away too
but i think he kinda needs the rest
sad that no one in your place can cook tho
if you guys ever wanna stop by theres only three of us here
im used to cooking for larger parties!

[punshots]

you really mean it?
there's only three of us too, but gladio can probably eat for two
name's prompto, by the way!

[ Sorta seems important to introduce himself before he shows up at someone's house for dinner. Common courtesy, and all. ]

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nice to meet you prompto
im lance! [ you already said that... ]

but yeah come along!
i mean id have to check with my other roommates but they should be ok
theyre nice!
i mean
mostly

[punshots]

right back at you, lance!

and hey, i know what you mean
about 'mostly' nice, anyway
gladio did push me in a river our first day here
but we'll do anything for a free meal!

[ ...Well. Mostly anything. Don't ask him to commit murder or anything. ]

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whoa whoa whyd he do that?!

[punshots]

we were going fishing
uh, spear fishing

[ And Prompto was too reluctant to get in the cold water himself. He'll leave that bit out, though. ]

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so he just
pushed you in



was he using you as bait or something????

[punshots]

[ ... ]

oh man, i didn't even think of that!
maybe???
it didn't work anyway, no monster fish or krakens in the river.

[competing]

which was good for you!
though i guess if your friend threw you in
he mustve known you couldve handled a kraken

[punshots]

i guess that's one way of looking at it!

[ "Tough love" is Gladio's middle name, so yeah, he can buy that. ]

anyway, i'll talk to them about the dinner thing
but you should let us treat first, birthday boy!

[competing]

heh i mean im not gonna say no if you insist
but dont worry about it either!
i did kinda spring this on everybody

[punshots]

well it's not like you have time to give us a lot of advanced warning, anyway
no one could blame you after they crazy couple of weeks we've had!

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haha true
i wouldnt have even noticed if i didnt look at the dates on the phones

[punshots]

yeah, i never know the date at the best of times
that's kind of weird though, don't you think?
that this place and our worlds all have the same calendar

[ This is probably one of those things he shouldn't think too hard about... ]

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it is yeah

[ guess who only just thought about this now... ]

now that you mention it
theres a lot about this place thats really familiar of home

[punshots]

[ are they on the verge of having an existential crisis ]

yeah, no kidding!
those sci-fi comic guys got it way wrong

[ Turns out other planets are noooot that different from home! When you're from a BS fantasy world, anyway. ]