text | username: xXx_trueblue_xXx | backdated to 07/28

[competing]

[ good morning everyone, hope you weren't hoping to sleep in on this marvelous TGIF, because coming atcha from your very own communication device is one (1) blue paladin of voltron, looking perhaps a little too happy, a little too excited. ]

SUP FELLOW REFUGEES!
its ya boy lance!
so turns out theres a few things about this place thats pretty similar to my home world
and a little blue birdy tells me todays my birthday [ lol it's funny because his phone is blue........ ]

now back home my family would normally throw me a party but theyre uh
theyre kinda busy right now [ you know. fighting for their lives in sleep-mode and all. ]
and its a little too last minute to throw anything together anyway
but that doesnt mean we cant enjoy a few party games right?? [ if you can't already tell, he is pumped. games are, like, the second best thing about parties. (second to presents and cake, of course.) ]

since were all kinda scattered i thought we could all play one over this network
that way everyone gets to play!
the games called 'never have i ever'
and all you gotta do is say something
SOMETHING HONEST
that youve never done or seen or heard or whatever
and everyone who that applies to has to respond to you with a story about it!

[ okay so he... modified the game a bit. normally it involves drinking, bUT WHY ALIENATE THOSE WHO CAN'T, AMIRITE............. and besides if there is no birthday cake to be shared, might as well go for the next best thing, right? embarrassing stories! ] ]

i can even start!
ready??

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( ooc; this is backdated to lance's birthday this past friday (july 28). feel free to create your own toplevels, respond to others with or without an accompanying story, threadjack, etc! )

Comments

[competing]

its fun!
sure its no party at chuck e cheeses
buts its definitely shaping up better than my thirteenth bday party smh

[fakers]

Your thirteenth birthday was worse than being told your world has been destroyed, most of your friends and loved ones are in stasis pods, and some unquantifiable force of destruction still seeks to bring about your end?
That must have been quite the terrible party.

[competing]

mary elise was the most popular girl in school and she called my teenage mutant ninja turtles themed party "tacky!"


anyway i was just referring to this specific day
not this whole experience!

[fakers]

I... see. My condolences then.
I'm sure your turtle ninja party wasn't "tacky."

[ ...no, he's pretty sure it was, but it seems to be the source of some deep seated trauma for this kid. and since it's his birthday, archer should be nice... sort of? maybe? ]

Wait, how old did you say you were when you had this party?

[competing]

NINJA turtles

[ the order is important okay!! ]

thirteen
why...

[fakers]

[ he's not exactly an expert, but... ]

Isn't that a show for small children?

[competing]

its for ages 7 and up!
the + sign stands for "and up"!!

[fakers]

And how old are you now?

[competing]

[ no way he's not gonna fall for it! if he tells this guy how old he really is, he'll just use the math against him! or i just don't want to give a number canon hasn't given me whatever whatever ]

OLDER than 7 obviously!

[fakers]

...
And if you could have a turtle ninja party today, would you?

[competing]

yeah why not itd be awesome
the masks would probably fit way better around my face!!

[fakers]

I suppose it's good to remain a child at heart.

[competing]

keep the spirit young and the body follows!
thats what dad always said