text | username: xXx_trueblue_xXx | backdated to 07/28

[competing]

[ good morning everyone, hope you weren't hoping to sleep in on this marvelous TGIF, because coming atcha from your very own communication device is one (1) blue paladin of voltron, looking perhaps a little too happy, a little too excited. ]

SUP FELLOW REFUGEES!
its ya boy lance!
so turns out theres a few things about this place thats pretty similar to my home world
and a little blue birdy tells me todays my birthday [ lol it's funny because his phone is blue........ ]

now back home my family would normally throw me a party but theyre uh
theyre kinda busy right now [ you know. fighting for their lives in sleep-mode and all. ]
and its a little too last minute to throw anything together anyway
but that doesnt mean we cant enjoy a few party games right?? [ if you can't already tell, he is pumped. games are, like, the second best thing about parties. (second to presents and cake, of course.) ]

since were all kinda scattered i thought we could all play one over this network
that way everyone gets to play!
the games called 'never have i ever'
and all you gotta do is say something
SOMETHING HONEST
that youve never done or seen or heard or whatever
and everyone who that applies to has to respond to you with a story about it!

[ okay so he... modified the game a bit. normally it involves drinking, bUT WHY ALIENATE THOSE WHO CAN'T, AMIRITE............. and besides if there is no birthday cake to be shared, might as well go for the next best thing, right? embarrassing stories! ] ]

i can even start!
ready??

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( ooc; this is backdated to lance's birthday this past friday (july 28). feel free to create your own toplevels, respond to others with or without an accompanying story, threadjack, etc! )

Comments

[emblazes]

[happy birthday.]

ok...
like what?

[competing]

[ you're the worst. ]

???
how the heck am i supposed to know!
thats your job!

[emblazes]

[i get that a lot.]

this is your game. how am i supposed to know what to say?

[competing]

because its your past?
your memories??
just rifle past all that mullet hair and try to think of something youve never done omg

1/2

[emblazes]

[long silence...........]

[emblazes]

i've never played this game before.

[competing]

[ a heavy sigh. ]

alright
what if i listed some things and you tell me if youve never done any of them?

[emblazes]

[Shouldn't it be Lance's turn again???? Why did he pick such a convoluted birthday game.]

sure?

[It's like 21 questions now.]

[competing]

[ hOW CAN IT BE HIS TURN IF YOU NEVER EVEN WENT rattles keith ]

skydiving?
snorkeling?
set off a firecracker in someones mailbox?

[ ... ]

pole-dancing???

1/2

[emblazes]

why would i have done any of that?!?

[emblazes]

have you done those things?

[At least snorkeling is normal.]

1/2

[competing]

THATS THE POINT!!?!

2/2

[competing]

[ oh but now they're talking about him, he can do that, that part isn't gonna drive him insane ]

yeah two of them

[ but

which two??? ]

[emblazes]

[]


whose mailbox?

1/2

[competing]

2/2

[competing]

my uncles

[emblazes]

[Hm. Maybe that's just a thing you do to uncles.]

what else did you do?

[competing]

[ only if you're young and wild and free

and bored. ]

isnt it obvious??

1/2

[emblazes]

[He would probably wet himself sky diving.

So he's either pole-danced or gone snorkeling. He can't see it, but Keith's got a finger trained to his lips in thought; he's done enough lascivious things in his free time to make this as difficult a choice as it is. Has he ever seen Lance do any type of dancing before? He's racking his brain -- surely he's indulged in some party-dancing benign planet visitations...

On the other hand, he's pretty fond of the ocean. Fond of it as much as Hunk's interested in culinary stuff. There's a sideglance, focusing on a corner of his room as if to usher in some clarity. Has he ever particularly mentioned snorkeling, though It'd help if he ever expressed interest in Lance's hometown hobbies beyond just listening.

Somewhere faraway, there's some dramatic Who Wants to be a Millionaire music playing.]

[emblazes]

not really?

[competing]

[ what even goes on in that head of yours keith

but anyway lance

doesn't actually want to admit to the second thing here because yeah, snorkeling's the one that makes the most sense but also he's been in the ocean for as long as he knows so he's always sort of just freeballed it okay why even bother with the gear and HE TOTALLY WOULD NOT WET HIMSELF SKYDIVING excuse you he went to military school to be a fighter pilot in space? okay that's pretty much equivalent (shut up it is) and OKAY okay so he took a pole-dancing class bUT IT WAS JUST THE ONE TIME, OKAY, and it was to impress a girl who was also taking it but turns out if you wind up being the only guy in a class full of girls it looks bad who knew...

anyway. ]

well if you cant figure it out then we gotta move on!
yep
thats the rules of the game

the fastest response yet:

[emblazes]

you pole danced????????

[competing]

[ HOW CAN YOU BE SO DUMB AND SO SHARP AT THE SAME TIME????!? ]

DONT BREAK THE RULES?!

[emblazes]

[LANCE WOULD NEVER BLATANTLY AVOID A REASON TO BRAG UNLESS IT WERE EMBARRASSING.]

then don't make me play stupid games!

[competing]

[ wow you don't know his life?! ]

youre the one that responded to play in the first place?!