text | username: xXx_trueblue_xXx | backdated to 07/28

[competing]

[ good morning everyone, hope you weren't hoping to sleep in on this marvelous TGIF, because coming atcha from your very own communication device is one (1) blue paladin of voltron, looking perhaps a little too happy, a little too excited. ]

SUP FELLOW REFUGEES!
its ya boy lance!
so turns out theres a few things about this place thats pretty similar to my home world
and a little blue birdy tells me todays my birthday [ lol it's funny because his phone is blue........ ]

now back home my family would normally throw me a party but theyre uh
theyre kinda busy right now [ you know. fighting for their lives in sleep-mode and all. ]
and its a little too last minute to throw anything together anyway
but that doesnt mean we cant enjoy a few party games right?? [ if you can't already tell, he is pumped. games are, like, the second best thing about parties. (second to presents and cake, of course.) ]

since were all kinda scattered i thought we could all play one over this network
that way everyone gets to play!
the games called 'never have i ever'
and all you gotta do is say something
SOMETHING HONEST
that youve never done or seen or heard or whatever
and everyone who that applies to has to respond to you with a story about it!

[ okay so he... modified the game a bit. normally it involves drinking, bUT WHY ALIENATE THOSE WHO CAN'T, AMIRITE............. and besides if there is no birthday cake to be shared, might as well go for the next best thing, right? embarrassing stories! ] ]

i can even start!
ready??

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( ooc; this is backdated to lance's birthday this past friday (july 28). feel free to create your own toplevels, respond to others with or without an accompanying story, threadjack, etc! )

Comments

[competing]

[ wow someone sipped some hatearade this morning... ]

yeah you know what doesnt sound fun?
or i guess i should say WHO...

[presses]

( perhaps ............ )

dont get testy
to do it so shamelessly is a commendable thing
see? its gotten my attention too so happy birthday

[competing]

i dont want your greeting if you seriously think this was just fishing for it!

[presses]

oh come on
there isnt anything wrong with it
isnt it normal for us men to get lonely in a place like this?
so wanting attention or someone wishing you a happy birthday is an understandable desire

do you want to keep playing the game?

[competing]

anyone can be lonely not just men??

but fine
just play it PROPERLY this time

[presses]

i wasnt saying women cant get lonely i just dont want to speak for them! jeez...

never have i ever assumed women dont get lonely

[competing]

do you even want to play

[presses]

i do!
am i doing it wrong? well sorry im not good enough for birthday boy
why dont you start us off

[competing]

i already did!

but fine since you need the guidance

never have i ever... gotten dumped

[ heheh.





...you had to have been officially dating in order to get dumped right............... ]

[presses]

( ah yeah he's got this )

hah
neither have i
never have i ever been rejected

( you have to have the balls to actually ask someone out and also not go to brothels where you're paying for it )

[competing]

[ ah.

lance sadly has the balls... way too many balls................... ]

yeeeeah ok ive done that

1/2

[presses]

( points for confidence, seriously. fortunately for eugene, he comes out of it pretending he can look like he has anything but subzero game. )

so i win already?
what do i get as a prize?
or do you just tell me what happened?

[presses]

unless it wounded your heart or something
then you dont need to tell me especially not on your birthday

[competing]

[ well he appreciates your decency in that regard... ]

i mean technically you respond if you yourself have never done the thing
and all anyone ever wins is a nice conversation and a new friend!

but idk they werent bad [ plural ]
i mean they werent GREAT
but thats just how it goes sometimes

[presses]

( what a strong heart................ to have kept going ......

eugene can't imagine facing rejection and living okay )

yeah
i guess thats just how it goes
the right one will say yes
love can be hard sometimes

( he's. trying. so hard to sound experienced, wise, mature, cool... )

[competing]

[ bruh that's lance's daily life okok. ]

yeah
but sometimes its really really great

[ speaking of— ]

is your loved one here or still in the station?

[ bc if eugene never got dumped, and never got rejected... then that means it's all worked out for him right? ]

[presses]

oh

wait

i dont have a loved one here no

in that way i mean

( or ... ever ...

does that make this entire conversation that much more annoying in retrospect )

1/2

[competing]

so then
if youve never been dumped or rejected.....
and your lover isnt here.....................

2/2

[competing]

then they never made it off your planet!?
oh man
im sorry
are you okay

[presses]

( sweet.

eugene is pathetic but not pathetic enough to lie about this, okay )

well
um
ive never had a lover
im sure if theres someone out there for me they were on mars
and so i guess i might have lost them before meeting them
in that case yeah im okay

[competing]

oh

[ he sees now... you're a poser just like he is.... ]

yeah dont sweat it
like my mom always said
if its meant to be its meant to be!
you never know you might have already met them

[presses]

( yeah ......... )

if youve already met them
isnt that the sort of thing you know right away?
ive heard it described like being struck by lightning

[competing]

nah thats only if youre real lucky!
sometimes it takes more work than that
my sister didnt start dating her husband till after like four years of friendship and theyre crazy in love now!
its kind of gross actually
anyway im pretty sure its different for everyone
if it was all the same then thatd be kinda boring right??

[presses]

( ...he remembers when he was young and had... hope... )

dont you think your sister is the lucky one?
what would make someone start seeing you that way if they didnt before?
if they know you and already dont see you that way then what causes the new light?
how do you make someone see you in a new light?
some people just absorb that light and never really shine brightly no matter what
you know?

but not like i mean you
or anything
happy birthday and i hope you find true love

[competing]

[ dude... why so sad... ]

shes a different kind of lucky
some people dont have to try
and some people do
but all people grow
and if youre a particular kind of lucky you get to grow together
just because youre not seeing what you want or need right now
doesnt mean your eyes cant change
and if they dont then all you gotta do is look around
staring too hard at a light too bright for you isnt good for your eyes anyway :)b

but thanks
i hope you do too