text | username: xXx_trueblue_xXx | backdated to 07/28

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[ good morning everyone, hope you weren't hoping to sleep in on this marvelous TGIF, because coming atcha from your very own communication device is one (1) blue paladin of voltron, looking perhaps a little too happy, a little too excited. ]

SUP FELLOW REFUGEES!
its ya boy lance!
so turns out theres a few things about this place thats pretty similar to my home world
and a little blue birdy tells me todays my birthday [ lol it's funny because his phone is blue........ ]

now back home my family would normally throw me a party but theyre uh
theyre kinda busy right now [ you know. fighting for their lives in sleep-mode and all. ]
and its a little too last minute to throw anything together anyway
but that doesnt mean we cant enjoy a few party games right?? [ if you can't already tell, he is pumped. games are, like, the second best thing about parties. (second to presents and cake, of course.) ]

since were all kinda scattered i thought we could all play one over this network
that way everyone gets to play!
the games called 'never have i ever'
and all you gotta do is say something
SOMETHING HONEST
that youve never done or seen or heard or whatever
and everyone who that applies to has to respond to you with a story about it!

[ okay so he... modified the game a bit. normally it involves drinking, bUT WHY ALIENATE THOSE WHO CAN'T, AMIRITE............. and besides if there is no birthday cake to be shared, might as well go for the next best thing, right? embarrassing stories! ] ]

i can even start!
ready??

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( ooc; this is backdated to lance's birthday this past friday (july 28). feel free to create your own toplevels, respond to others with or without an accompanying story, threadjack, etc! )

Comments

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What remains if you take humans out of the equation?

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a....nimals????

[ omg he literally hangs out with aliens on the regular now wHY WAS THAT HIS FIRST GUESS ]

[knitpick]

...We're in an alternate universe with individuals from a great many different worlds and you went for animals first?

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i panicked okay!

[knitpick]

Try again.
Perhaps without defaulting to beastiality this time.

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ALIENS then

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There you go.
Vampires would have also been an acceptable, if not quite entirely correct answer.

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why vampires??

[ he thought tentacles were your kink......... ]

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Because I've dated a vampire.
Or, I'm dating a vampire.
She is presumably asleep in the station somewhere, though.
And her species calls them "rainbow drinkers".

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ohhh
rainbow drinkers sounds a lot nicer

[knitpick]

It does, doesn't it?
Of course, the "rainbow" in this case refers to the many colors her species' blood comes in, so I'd wager that the term is rather more horrific for them, if still more poetic than our word for it.

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yeeeeah that does make it sound a lot more morbid than i originally thought
does she uh
drink human blood..?

[knitpick]

From personal experience:
Yes.

[She only types things like smiley faces when drunk so you'll have to feel the winky face emanating from the text and imagine it for yourself.]

1/2

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[ .............................. ]

2/3 i lied

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did it hurt

3/3

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[ heh ]

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A little prick of pain, like recieving a shot.
But no more than that as long as one is careful.
It's a very intimate experience.

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yeah i
kinda figured

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Yes, can you just imagine it?
Sharp teeth at your neck, the ultimate display of trust.
Hot breath on your skin, the keen awareness of your own pulse, the sharing of blood...
There's a reason vampires are so heavily romanticized.

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[ omg have mercy on him?????????? ]

should you be revealing so much on a public network?!

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You're surprisingly prudish for a teenage boy of seventeen or eighteen by my guess.
Relax.
I'm just waxing poetic.

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its not being prudish!
its just
you know
that stuffs like
private and junk

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"That stuff" being the unspecific musings on the act of being fed on by a vampire?
I see.
I can't believe so many shoddy romance authors have been disclosing such private details all this time.
Anne Rice has a great deal to answer for.

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come on you know what i mean
you were describing stuff between you and your girlfriend!
thats different