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[ good morning everyone, hope you weren't hoping to sleep in on this marvelous TGIF, because coming atcha from your very own communication device is one (1) blue paladin of voltron, looking perhaps a little too happy, a little too excited. ]

SUP FELLOW REFUGEES!
its ya boy lance!
so turns out theres a few things about this place thats pretty similar to my home world
and a little blue birdy tells me todays my birthday [ lol it's funny because his phone is blue........ ]

now back home my family would normally throw me a party but theyre uh
theyre kinda busy right now [ you know. fighting for their lives in sleep-mode and all. ]
and its a little too last minute to throw anything together anyway
but that doesnt mean we cant enjoy a few party games right?? [ if you can't already tell, he is pumped. games are, like, the second best thing about parties. (second to presents and cake, of course.) ]

since were all kinda scattered i thought we could all play one over this network
that way everyone gets to play!
the games called 'never have i ever'
and all you gotta do is say something
SOMETHING HONEST
that youve never done or seen or heard or whatever
and everyone who that applies to has to respond to you with a story about it!

[ okay so he... modified the game a bit. normally it involves drinking, bUT WHY ALIENATE THOSE WHO CAN'T, AMIRITE............. and besides if there is no birthday cake to be shared, might as well go for the next best thing, right? embarrassing stories! ] ]

i can even start!
ready??

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( ooc; this is backdated to lance's birthday this past friday (july 28). feel free to create your own toplevels, respond to others with or without an accompanying story, threadjack, etc! )

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[ okay. okay. so she's practically all up in your space, that's okay, that's fine. your whole life has led up to this moment. you got this. you can do this.

this is what you've been training for. ]

Why not? You're already as close as you can be...

[ wait for it ]

...right here in my heart.

[ Okay, now is the moment when she's put off by him. Like a balloon slowly losing air, her bravado deflates and she steps back to put more room between them, her expression transforming from mischievous to disappointed. ]

Oh dear...

[ Said in the same tone that one would say yikes. She sighs—and since she, as a person, is completely unable to keep her opinions to herself, she adds: ]

Was that meant to entice me?

[ he hesitates, recognizing a trick question when he hears one. on the one hand, if he said 'yes,' it would make obvious his blatant attempts to appeal to her, which totally negates the whole acting cool aspect of it in the first place!

but on the other hand, if he said 'no,' then that left him wide open for any number of rejections.

not that... that outcome isn't also the conclusion of the first hand............. ]

N...o...?

[ That... wasn't a remotely convincing no at all, and it just peeves her that he tried to lie to her. Unfortunately, she has experience being plied with compliments in such a fashion, and that turned out not so bad in the end—so her tone is more exasperated than anything. ]

This artifice is wholly unnecessary. I have very little patience for cajolery, and I daresay most other women do as well, if that is your aim.

[ Surely this is how he treats all women, and not just her in particular... what a terrible thought. Here, she'll give him some free advice— ]

In truth, I preferred your first reaction, as that was far more honest.

[ this obviously isn't lance's first rodeo. he already knows the telltale look of a woman who is 1000% Done with him, despite his best efforts, and so he is already counting his losses, gearing up to apologize, when she continues to speak, bringing up something so bewildering to him that he cannot help but stop and stare. ]

Wait — seriously?

[ he thinks back to the past five minutes and. nope. yeah he definitely didn't miss anything. ]

But that was so totally uncool!

[ That just brings a look of confusion to her face. ]

Uncool? What does any of this have to do with the temperature?

[ What a strange statement... well, anyway. It's pretty obvious that he doesn't believe her, and she thoroughly enjoys setting people straight, so—she shakes her head, and continues with: ]

As I said, it was far more honest. Can you name a single person who would prefer insincerity to its reverse? We women are not quite so silly that we cannot perceive the difference.

[ his mouth parts on an unspoken clarification, meaning to explain that particular phrase to her almost automatically (after spending enough time with keith, that kind of thing just becomes reflexive, lbr) but she carries on before he gets the chance. no matter... it's unimportant in the grand scheme of things. one lesson at a time... ]

It's... not insincere, [ he mumbles, but he knows it's an argument he's definitely losing. he glances away, idly scratching at a cheek. it's not as if he believes it to be insincere, anyway; every woman he meets is beautiful, in their own ways, and he's always charmed by all of them. then again, he's always known to put his best foot forward, even if that foot is made to look slightly better and more important than it actually is... ]

It's just. You know. Trying to make someone feel good! [ maybe it's because he himself is so inherently needy (it is) or that he craves that constant validation (it definitely is), but lance thinks if someone went around telling him how awesome and handsome and amazing he was, or how much he meant to them, he'd love it! wouldn't everyone?? ]

Edited 2017-08-23 13:36 (UTC)

[ Clair already knows how awesome and beautiful and amazing she is, so she doesn't need anyone to inform her of it...

Anyway, that actually makes her reconsider, her eyes narrowing skeptically—but he seems to be in earnest. She's not so full of herself that she'll stand uncorrected forever. Could it be that he's just exceptionally awkward? ]

My goodness... is that your true goal?

[ Trying to be nice and not, you know, trying to get into other people's pants?? Except in a PG fashion because this is a kid's show. ]

[ well — yes. but also? yes. in this case, lance would be the living embodiment of that "why not both?" meme. ]

I dunno, I mean... I know I'd definitely love it if someone wouldn't hesitate to tell me how great I was.

[ his true true goal, clair? is just to be liked. in any capacity. but that doesn't mean he isn't still a hot-blooded young man, hoping that "like" could maybe even turn into "like like." ]

And if they do it in like a real smooth, suave way like, like "Oh, you must be tired."

From what?

"From running around my dreams all night." and they wink and stuff? Oh man. How great would that be?

[ why yes he did just pitch his voice for that little display. someone give him an oscar from being able to easily switch from bond to bond girl. but anyway it's becoming strikingly obvious his frame of reference for anything here is omppetelt fictional. clair might not have action adventure movies in her time, but surely even medieval times have their share of james bond and bruce willis types. ]

Edited 2017-08-24 12:42 (UTC)

[ So, yeah, he's just exceptionally awkward and out of touch. Somehow, it comforts her a little to know that he's at least a little sincere about this whole thing, even if his methods don't exactly lend themselves to it.

Suddenly, that shifts him away from annoyance and more towards problem to be solved. Well...

Maybe he's still a bit of an annoyance, if only for that... whatever that bit was with the dreams. Her expression just flattens in response. ]

I... see. Has it occurred to you that it would perhaps behoove you to be more forthright? If you wish for someone to know that they are "great," as you say, then I daresay it would benefit you more to say so directly. It may not be your intent, but your method does come off as... rather disingenuous.

[ so much of this is blowing his mind. none of his favorite movies ever suggested any of this!! ]

But doesn't just saying "Hey, I think you're great" sound ... lame?

[ It's okay, she's a professional fuckboy reformer. She's got this. ]

Certainly not! In these matters, sincerity is the most important aspect of them all! If you speak thus, there will be no doubt as to your true feelings.

[ She nods her head sharply, as if satisfied with her point. ]

Come now, try it! [ To clarify: yes, she's actually telling him to hit on her. ]

[ he is... so very unsure about this method.........

but she seems to think it'll work, and honestly he's never been able to say no to a girl before so it's not like he's about to start now. ]

Hi, Clair...

[ ... ]

You look really pretty today.

[ That was weak as heck, Lance, and you know it. Her lips purse together in dissatisfaction—if there's anything she can't stand, it's when people half-ass things. Probably because she's the type of person to go ham on everything she tries, but... ]

That was hardly convincing! Why, it was almost an insult!

[ She puts her hands on her hips, staring at him in challenge. ]

Come! Do make a proper attempt this time.

[ he lurches back, as if he'd been hit, hands flying up in defense and all. ]

Huh?! [ he is at least genuinely confused, though maybe that's more infuriating than anything else... ]

I don't get it! You don't like it when I do too much but you don't like it either when I try to keep it simple, even when I meant both! Isn't that what you wanted??

Edited 2017-09-11 10:40 (UTC)

That is not so!

[ Yeah, her kneejerk reaction is to be contrary. But then she exhales and—okay, maybe she was being a little harsh. At least she ain't too proud to admit it. ]

Perhaps you are right, and I was far too severe. After all, this hardly comes natural to you, no? I do believe that you simply need more practice!

Edited 2017-09-15 04:52 (UTC)

[ he looks a little put out by her comment, but he's starting to get the idea that she's simply just — honest — not necessarily malicious. ]

O..kay... [ he rubs the back of his head a little, looking thoughtful. ] I guess I could just start practicing on every girl I see...

[ clair no, look what you've done.

—though wait, is that any different from how he normally acts??? ]

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