Voice | un: Avenger

[lahaine]

Ufufufu~ it seems like a lot of you are desperate for some help... [ The provocative laughter seemed to echo as the dragon witch spoke. A bored sounding tone followed. ] ...A cure for that disgusting sickness.

[ Get the facts first. You can distort them later. That was how it worked, right? One had to wonder if she really was telling the truth about knowing anything at all. The silence was broken. ]

While you sit there uselessly stewing in your disease, I made quick work of something else. [ Like hell she would call whatever that rodent was a person. ] Before the vermin was reduced to ash, it enlightened me on a few things.

Rejoice, garbage - for I will share them with you. [ With her sharp tongue and disrespectful words, one had to wonder why she was doing this. Maybe she was lying, maybe she was bored...or maybe she just knew someone who was sick and this was an indirect way of helping... ]

The disease was manufactured by the Institute, stolen, and released... hahahah...obviously. Part of the cure is a stupid plant - the Yuwi flower, is what was mentioned. [ Fingers drumming on some sort of surface can be heard as she goes quiet. That was all she knew. ]

Well, I have long proved my competency among you morons, what have you done? Better get to doing something! Hahahahah!

Comments

[lahaine]

Geh, what unfortunate area decided to take you in?

[ Not that she is curious or anything. Not at all. Not even a little. ]

[fakers]

Wouldn’t you like to know? [ nowhere so far, but still. ] I’m not so foolish as to reveal my location to someone who’d gladly try to take my head. [ a pause. ] Again.

I’m surprised the priest isn’t making you do just that.

[lahaine]

Hmph, because I do not answer to anyone. [ That wasn't a lie per se.

Archer did not know about Kirei's sudden departure. It was probably for the better that he found out later, as for a brief while Jeanne was Masterless. She didn't want to hear about that.

How did she want to approach the topic of her new...Master? She was quiet a beat. ]

That trashcan of a man is gone, and as such I was able to choose a new Magus.

[fakers]

What...? [ that’s certainly news. ] And who is this new magus?

[ he’s pretty sure he already knows, or he probably wouldn’t bother asking. ]

[lahaine]

[ Like hell she would just tell him. Not when Rin was currently MIA and Archer was also currently MIA. He could just as easily find her Master to get at her. ] Tch, Why would I tell you that?

[ Did he really think her that much of an idiot? ]

[fakers]

No, I suppose you wouldn’t. [ though it’s not definite, his suspicions are just stronger now. ]

This may be a mixed blessing. You’re mostly a failure as a Servant, but even you recognize the necessity of protecting your Master. Keep her safe.

[lahaine]

That's an oddly sentimental statement about someone whose identity I never specified. [ Christ, just how did he suspect so much? He was exactly on track, luckily her frown could not be seen. ]

Are you sure you aren't mistaking a Magus for one of your conquests, playboy?

[fakers]

Don’t read too much into it. I’d rather just not see you stab some poor fool in the back. [ there’s always a possibility that his suspicion is wrong, but it’s not as if telling her to protect her master could only apply to a single person. ]

...though since that would doom you as well, perhaps that’s not such a poor result for me.

[lahaine]

Ufufufufu! How cold. [ A hand placed on her cheek as she spoke in a somewhat mocking tone. ] Christ! I never pegged you for the type to let someone innocent die to get to someone else.

[ Even without seeing her, you can tell she is grinning. ]

Maybe I misjudged you! Seems like you have a streak of Bishop Pierre Cauchon to you. [ That's a pretty high insult coming from her. ]

[fakers]

Then it seems you don't know me as well you believed.

[ sorry, if you expect calling him cold hearted to get under his skin, that's definitely not going to do it. because when it comes down to it... he has killed countless innocent people for the greater good. ]

In the end, do you as you see fit. But if you do fail to protect your Master, I'll act accordingly as well.

[lahaine]

[ If there was a sound for rolling eyes, Archer would have been able to hear it from Jeanne. ]

Tch, fine. [ A wave of her hand on her end, as she brushed off his words. It wasn't like she thought she knew him or even wanted to or anything. He shouldn't get the wrong idea.

With an impish grin she would then give him one last send off. ] Goodluck out there, it sure would be a shame if so many innocent people had to die because of a few fugitives running around.

[fakers]

I'll do what I can. Try not to fry any more valuable witnesses while you're at it.

[ satisfied he's gotten the last word, he'll cut the transmission from his side. because of course he'd be that petty. ]