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dorian did many things wrong ([personal profile] flashystyle) wrote in [community profile] elnysa2017-07-28 08:39 am

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Is... is this thing on? [Excuse the uh, distinct sound of someone tapping a screen like an old person.] Hello? Oh! There you are. Excellent.

So, now that we've gotten the world's-- sorry, the universe's biggest trust fall known to man and not-man, I think it's time we start popping the question. The real question. No hypotheticals, no, excuse me, [Dorian voice turning a pitch higher in imitation of... someone? Who knows. This is probably the collective voice of all of you. It's incredibly inaccurate.]

If I had the chance, I'd do it! They're a bad person! They killed hundreds of people, or... or one time they looked at me funny and they had shiny things galore! [ahem] We've all had drama against one another, with no real way of proving they're a terrible person other than the game of he said, she said, so! Let's get straight to it, shall we?

Have you, yes, you, killed someone or... something? Poof, gone, light left their eyes if they have them, turns out they're dead forever or it's like a five-minute deal. Whatever have you; it still counts if they stopped breathing.

If yes, why? Should we all expect a knife in our back? Get electrocuted to death? Be made to walk off a cliff? What are the qualifiers for this sort of thing, really? Personal vendettas? OR... perhaps you were playing the hero. [the deets, give the sweet deets.]

If no, well... I didn't think that far ahead, truth be told. You're more than likely surrounded by murderers, so... what's... a food you miss? Murderers can probably answer this as well, perhaps we'll find some sort of connection. [or, like, just listen to how many people you met have killed someone? have fun with that.]

[personal profile] ayes 2017-07-29 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[There are innocents here, Dorian.]

okay...

[She is Not Sure about this, but getting to talk about her family is a welcome change of pace.]

he was a really good cook!
he was a ship captain so he went all over and so he learned a lot of dishes.
his curry recipe goes with everything, so probably that? I tried to make it the first night we were down here but it was
well none of the ingredients were the same so I was kinda just winging it??
he also taught me a lot about noodle dishes!
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[personal profile] ayes 2017-08-05 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Id love to!
it was fun to cook for everyone that first night and I think I can do better now
Id be happy to teach you my dads recipes too!
Sailor Curry is a great way to turn whatever you have left over into a good meal!

(I mean usually Im sure theres stuff that doesnt go with it)