I. | audio | un: sparkler

[flashystyle]

Is... is this thing on? [Excuse the uh, distinct sound of someone tapping a screen like an old person.] Hello? Oh! There you are. Excellent.

So, now that we've gotten the world's-- sorry, the universe's biggest trust fall known to man and not-man, I think it's time we start popping the question. The real question. No hypotheticals, no, excuse me, [Dorian voice turning a pitch higher in imitation of... someone? Who knows. This is probably the collective voice of all of you. It's incredibly inaccurate.]

If I had the chance, I'd do it! They're a bad person! They killed hundreds of people, or... or one time they looked at me funny and they had shiny things galore! [ahem] We've all had drama against one another, with no real way of proving they're a terrible person other than the game of he said, she said, so! Let's get straight to it, shall we?

Have you, yes, you, killed someone or... something? Poof, gone, light left their eyes if they have them, turns out they're dead forever or it's like a five-minute deal. Whatever have you; it still counts if they stopped breathing.

If yes, why? Should we all expect a knife in our back? Get electrocuted to death? Be made to walk off a cliff? What are the qualifiers for this sort of thing, really? Personal vendettas? OR... perhaps you were playing the hero. [the deets, give the sweet deets.]

If no, well... I didn't think that far ahead, truth be told. You're more than likely surrounded by murderers, so... what's... a food you miss? Murderers can probably answer this as well, perhaps we'll find some sort of connection. [or, like, just listen to how many people you met have killed someone? have fun with that.]

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[kissintime]

--Thanks! [she has no idea how to feel about being praised for murder, but in this case she's happy to take credit.] The fucker killed my sister and I wasn't gonna let him get away with that. Some guys just gotta die.

[ruffboi]

Yeah, absolutely. I mean, is it really murder when they deserved it? You can't just let people like that walk around.

[Still enthusiastic but he gets it. Respect.] Uh, sorry about your sister, though.

[kissintime]

True! I guess we can call it something else. Revenge. Justice? [She smiles wryly, even if it can't be seen, that carries to her voice.] She's in the pods. I saw her, but I'm not sure if it's for real. I hope she wakes up.

[ruffboi]

Oh. Yeah. Congratulations on that. I hope so, too.

[He's a little more hesitant talking about that, but his voice at least sounds like he's smiling.]

I'm in the same boat. Well, not my sister. Uh. Who knows if it'll work out, but can't hurt to stay posi, right?

[kissintime]

No problem with that. [she gets the sense he doesn't want to talk about it though. she thinks she would feel the same, if she hadn't taken revenge before the Storm hit.] Hey I recognize your voice - you're the guy who was trying to tame the boar. Did you find another beast to make your pet?