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elnysa2017-07-28 08:39 am
flashystyle) wrote in elnysa2017-07-28 08:39 am
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I. | audio | un: sparkler
Is... is this thing on? [Excuse the uh, distinct sound of someone tapping a screen like an old person.] Hello? Oh! There you are. Excellent.
So, now that we've gotten the world's-- sorry, the universe's biggest trust fall known to man and not-man, I think it's time we start popping the question. The real question. No hypotheticals, no, excuse me, [Dorian voice turning a pitch higher in imitation of... someone? Who knows. This is probably the collective voice of all of you. It's incredibly inaccurate.]
If I had the chance, I'd do it! They're a bad person! They killed hundreds of people, or... or one time they looked at me funny and they had shiny things galore! [ahem] We've all had drama against one another, with no real way of proving they're a terrible person other than the game of he said, she said, so! Let's get straight to it, shall we?
Have you, yes, you, killed someone or... something? Poof, gone, light left their eyes if they have them, turns out they're dead forever or it's like a five-minute deal. Whatever have you; it still counts if they stopped breathing.
If yes, why? Should we all expect a knife in our back? Get electrocuted to death? Be made to walk off a cliff? What are the qualifiers for this sort of thing, really? Personal vendettas? OR... perhaps you were playing the hero. [the deets, give the sweet deets.]
If no, well... I didn't think that far ahead, truth be told. You're more than likely surrounded by murderers, so... what's... a food you miss? Murderers can probably answer this as well, perhaps we'll find some sort of connection. [or, like, just listen to how many people you met have killed someone? have fun with that.]
So, now that we've gotten the world's-- sorry, the universe's biggest trust fall known to man and not-man, I think it's time we start popping the question. The real question. No hypotheticals, no, excuse me, [Dorian voice turning a pitch higher in imitation of... someone? Who knows. This is probably the collective voice of all of you. It's incredibly inaccurate.]
If I had the chance, I'd do it! They're a bad person! They killed hundreds of people, or... or one time they looked at me funny and they had shiny things galore! [ahem] We've all had drama against one another, with no real way of proving they're a terrible person other than the game of he said, she said, so! Let's get straight to it, shall we?
Have you, yes, you, killed someone or... something? Poof, gone, light left their eyes if they have them, turns out they're dead forever or it's like a five-minute deal. Whatever have you; it still counts if they stopped breathing.
If yes, why? Should we all expect a knife in our back? Get electrocuted to death? Be made to walk off a cliff? What are the qualifiers for this sort of thing, really? Personal vendettas? OR... perhaps you were playing the hero. [the deets, give the sweet deets.]
If no, well... I didn't think that far ahead, truth be told. You're more than likely surrounded by murderers, so... what's... a food you miss? Murderers can probably answer this as well, perhaps we'll find some sort of connection. [or, like, just listen to how many people you met have killed someone? have fun with that.]
voice
[Oh, wait--]
The meat part, not the murder part. Anyway, that's certainly honorable of you of you to say, and I'll respect your wishes... But there is always the option of your participation alone, if you'd like to share with the class.
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[In a strange way, this conversation is very enlightening and helpful, even if it's not a fun topic.]
Thank you for understanding. My country is at war, and my comrades and I fight every day. We often face mercenaries, noble soldiers...even terrorists. We're not exactly popular with everyone, and even my own home had been at risk before the Storm.
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I can imagine you're more popular than the terrorists, if anyone has any sense. What are you going to do now, with this... indefinite vacation?
no subject
[Isn't that a morbid thought? Terrorists are really the worst, though he can't say he wouldn't mind facing some of them in one-on-one combat. At least they're off the topic of killing. Gaius has now admitted to facing men with the intent to defeat and kill in battle, and he prefers leaving it that vague.]
I think this is a good opportunity for me to learn as much as I can. Just like there are different cities and cultures, there are now different worlds. I should make the most of that while helping the citizens however I can.
[ooc; Gaius using present tense is actually me not being used to describing worlds in past tense. /o/; Sorry if I slip up.]
this just in: you're a nerd and it's ok!
Still, there... aren't always a plethora of your sort around. So keep that up, won't you? And... why don't you tell me if you find any other interesting cuisine?
that's fake news
[He's not sure where he's going from all of this. He has his entire future to think about now.]
I'm sorry, I don't understand. My sort? And I don't believe I have your name yet, which might make it hard to keep you updated. [It wouldn't, he has the username, he's just being polite.] I'm Gaius Worzel.