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elnysa2017-07-28 08:39 am
flashystyle) wrote in elnysa2017-07-28 08:39 am
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I. | audio | un: sparkler
Is... is this thing on? [Excuse the uh, distinct sound of someone tapping a screen like an old person.] Hello? Oh! There you are. Excellent.
So, now that we've gotten the world's-- sorry, the universe's biggest trust fall known to man and not-man, I think it's time we start popping the question. The real question. No hypotheticals, no, excuse me, [Dorian voice turning a pitch higher in imitation of... someone? Who knows. This is probably the collective voice of all of you. It's incredibly inaccurate.]
If I had the chance, I'd do it! They're a bad person! They killed hundreds of people, or... or one time they looked at me funny and they had shiny things galore! [ahem] We've all had drama against one another, with no real way of proving they're a terrible person other than the game of he said, she said, so! Let's get straight to it, shall we?
Have you, yes, you, killed someone or... something? Poof, gone, light left their eyes if they have them, turns out they're dead forever or it's like a five-minute deal. Whatever have you; it still counts if they stopped breathing.
If yes, why? Should we all expect a knife in our back? Get electrocuted to death? Be made to walk off a cliff? What are the qualifiers for this sort of thing, really? Personal vendettas? OR... perhaps you were playing the hero. [the deets, give the sweet deets.]
If no, well... I didn't think that far ahead, truth be told. You're more than likely surrounded by murderers, so... what's... a food you miss? Murderers can probably answer this as well, perhaps we'll find some sort of connection. [or, like, just listen to how many people you met have killed someone? have fun with that.]
So, now that we've gotten the world's-- sorry, the universe's biggest trust fall known to man and not-man, I think it's time we start popping the question. The real question. No hypotheticals, no, excuse me, [Dorian voice turning a pitch higher in imitation of... someone? Who knows. This is probably the collective voice of all of you. It's incredibly inaccurate.]
If I had the chance, I'd do it! They're a bad person! They killed hundreds of people, or... or one time they looked at me funny and they had shiny things galore! [ahem] We've all had drama against one another, with no real way of proving they're a terrible person other than the game of he said, she said, so! Let's get straight to it, shall we?
Have you, yes, you, killed someone or... something? Poof, gone, light left their eyes if they have them, turns out they're dead forever or it's like a five-minute deal. Whatever have you; it still counts if they stopped breathing.
If yes, why? Should we all expect a knife in our back? Get electrocuted to death? Be made to walk off a cliff? What are the qualifiers for this sort of thing, really? Personal vendettas? OR... perhaps you were playing the hero. [the deets, give the sweet deets.]
If no, well... I didn't think that far ahead, truth be told. You're more than likely surrounded by murderers, so... what's... a food you miss? Murderers can probably answer this as well, perhaps we'll find some sort of connection. [or, like, just listen to how many people you met have killed someone? have fun with that.]
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What is with everyone and slavers? Is that an unspoken rule about the Maker of all our worlds? You always have to have the kind of group that will look at other people think: let's capitalize, or the fabrics of time and space will tear? [Seriously, this is like, the third time he's heard this. One is from home.]
How much for a bounty, then?
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[Mostly because the answer is a hard "duh" about racial supremacy and also Kree start and lose a lot of wars. They need cannon fodder.]
Over a thousand units or hard pass. I don't deal in small fries. Plus anything lower than that and it feels like a grudge and I got standards.
...Until I'm really hard up for cash. Then I might chance it. A guy's gotta eat.
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Was the act of heroics for the money, or did you just manage a moment of empathy? The time you killed someone who would have killed other people, I mean.
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[It's way more complicated than that, but... it sounds really, really good on paper.]
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Was it worth it, then? After all this happened anyhow?
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[He snorts derisively and digs around in the box until he finally produces a cloak that isn't totally offensive to his eyes.] I guess that'll do...