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elnysa2017-07-28 08:39 am
flashystyle) wrote in elnysa2017-07-28 08:39 am
Entry tags:
- dogs b&c: giovanni rammsteiner,
- dragon age: abelas,
- dragon age: anders,
- dragon age: dorian,
- dragon age: fenris,
- dragon age: zevran,
- ffxv: ardyn izunia,
- galavant: king richard,
- got: daenerys targaryen,
- guilty gear: venom,
- harry potter: remus lupin,
- harry potter: sirius black,
- homestuck: jade harley,
- homestuck: rose lalonde,
- jjba: ermes costello,
- kingdom hearts: demyx,
- mcu: mantis,
- metal gear: adamska (revolver ocelot),
- metal gear: kazuhira miller,
- narnia: edmund pevensie,
- sherlock (bbc): john watson,
- taz: magnus burnsides,
- taz: taako,
- ygo: yusei fudo
I. | audio | un: sparkler
Is... is this thing on? [Excuse the uh, distinct sound of someone tapping a screen like an old person.] Hello? Oh! There you are. Excellent.
So, now that we've gotten the world's-- sorry, the universe's biggest trust fall known to man and not-man, I think it's time we start popping the question. The real question. No hypotheticals, no, excuse me, [Dorian voice turning a pitch higher in imitation of... someone? Who knows. This is probably the collective voice of all of you. It's incredibly inaccurate.]
If I had the chance, I'd do it! They're a bad person! They killed hundreds of people, or... or one time they looked at me funny and they had shiny things galore! [ahem] We've all had drama against one another, with no real way of proving they're a terrible person other than the game of he said, she said, so! Let's get straight to it, shall we?
Have you, yes, you, killed someone or... something? Poof, gone, light left their eyes if they have them, turns out they're dead forever or it's like a five-minute deal. Whatever have you; it still counts if they stopped breathing.
If yes, why? Should we all expect a knife in our back? Get electrocuted to death? Be made to walk off a cliff? What are the qualifiers for this sort of thing, really? Personal vendettas? OR... perhaps you were playing the hero. [the deets, give the sweet deets.]
If no, well... I didn't think that far ahead, truth be told. You're more than likely surrounded by murderers, so... what's... a food you miss? Murderers can probably answer this as well, perhaps we'll find some sort of connection. [or, like, just listen to how many people you met have killed someone? have fun with that.]
So, now that we've gotten the world's-- sorry, the universe's biggest trust fall known to man and not-man, I think it's time we start popping the question. The real question. No hypotheticals, no, excuse me, [Dorian voice turning a pitch higher in imitation of... someone? Who knows. This is probably the collective voice of all of you. It's incredibly inaccurate.]
If I had the chance, I'd do it! They're a bad person! They killed hundreds of people, or... or one time they looked at me funny and they had shiny things galore! [ahem] We've all had drama against one another, with no real way of proving they're a terrible person other than the game of he said, she said, so! Let's get straight to it, shall we?
Have you, yes, you, killed someone or... something? Poof, gone, light left their eyes if they have them, turns out they're dead forever or it's like a five-minute deal. Whatever have you; it still counts if they stopped breathing.
If yes, why? Should we all expect a knife in our back? Get electrocuted to death? Be made to walk off a cliff? What are the qualifiers for this sort of thing, really? Personal vendettas? OR... perhaps you were playing the hero. [the deets, give the sweet deets.]
If no, well... I didn't think that far ahead, truth be told. You're more than likely surrounded by murderers, so... what's... a food you miss? Murderers can probably answer this as well, perhaps we'll find some sort of connection. [or, like, just listen to how many people you met have killed someone? have fun with that.]
audio | un: colt.saa
[ oh, hello zipper friend ]
For example, I've killed my fair share of men. But, anyone in the military who's seen active combat has likely done the same. There's a key difference in that, now isn't there?
But you know, the real people to look out for probably won't say anything. They'll just let this pass them by and go about their business. And you'll never know.
[ of course, he has more of his own secrets he wouldn't share. after all, what's a little murder to war crimes and high treason? ]
audio
Oh, I'm not saying there aren't differences. There's different subsections of killers by their motives, it's all a very nice, orderly chart, believe me.
[Whatever recording he's making isn't anything more than a really bad pi chart, but?]
It's just for a general... idea of our population. You go camping, you'd like to know if your group is full of happy or unhappy campers.
no subject
I see. So, what about the category you fall into? Can you say you've never killed anything in your life?
[ now that is highly unlikely, of course. everyone has at least killed an insect or two in their lives, but somehow he's quite sure Dorian has killed more than that. ]
You might get one or two unhappy campers, but the ones you need to watch out for are those that lurk off to the side, never making their motivations known.
no subject
Now that we've both aired our dirty laundry, would it be safe to say I can trust you? Knowing your motivations and... questionable fashion choices?
no subject
[ a pause ]
But, I'd say you can trust me.
[ that's a lie. and really, a horrible decision. no one should ever trust Ocelot, but somehow they do.
because hey. he can be a pretty nice guy. ]
However, I don't see what's wrong with what I wear.
[
Lee Van Cleef is a STYLE ICON.]