video | un: CherylBombshell

[sweetwater]

[ Cheryl is sick. despite that, she's done her hair and makeup and dressed herself in a red silk robe. a lot of effort went into her appearance, but it does little to hide the fact that she's unwell. she looks tired. at home she was a pro at snapchat, and she holds the camera out at arms length. all that's missing is the puppy filter! ]

By now you've all heard of the great tragedy that's befallen us. I was caught right in the middle of everything, an innocent bystander in someone's very cruel plan to shake us all to the core. I don't scare easily and I don't wilt, but I could use your help in this trying time.

First: obviously i am confined to bed until I recover. You can entertain me by chatting with me and telling me your stories. Make sure they aren't boring.

And secondly: If you're able-bodied, perhaps you can avenge me. [ she pauses. smiles. ] Us. It's the right thing to do.

[ and as she ends the video: ] Hashtag Olympia Strong. [ yes, that's right. hashtag. this is Cheryl Blossom, after all. ]

Comments

[sweetwater]

I miss Netflix. Do you miss Netflix?

[ and yet... here they are. ]

[greyate]

I don't know what Netflix is.

[ A little after her time, sadly. ]

[sweetwater]

Luddite or were you born too early to enjoy the pleasure of streaming video?

[greyate]

[ what the fuck is luddite, gurl ]

The year was 1983 before I came here.

[ She hopes that answers the question. ]

[sweetwater]

[ Cheryl's spent a lot of time around a thesaurus. ]

Wow.

It was 2017 for me.