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[puffing]

[ first off: don't ask questions about the username. Bigby assumes it's subtle enough considering no one here knows him as the Big Bad Wolf, but he doesn't really... realize... the implications of the abbreviation he chose. oh well.

there's more pressing matters to attend to. ]

Not even here a goddamn month and shit goes to hell. Because of course. So much for peace.

[ on camera is a man who doesn't seem very pleased with the current chaos of the recent bombing. a moment is given to take a drag of his cigarette between words, blowing a puff of smoke straight towards whoever is watching. ]

I need information on the fugitives. Don't care if you're best friends or you've crossed paths with them once. Backgrounds, real names, affiliations, common hangouts. Also addresses on where they live. Give me a scent to work with and they'll be found.

[ another inhale of nicotine before he smothers the embers on a nearby surface. he's still as displeased as five seconds ago. ]

Also don't really care if they're in deep with this Shady Fucker or just a matter of "wrong place, wrong time". They have questions to answer one way or another. Got a problem with that? Take a wild guess on how I feel.

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[puffing]

Says you.
I think I know what a BBW looks like.

[ he's the original, dammit!! ]

[deathproofs]

( is he tho?? )

you sure about that? never seen a big beautiful woman look like you before. guess the definition's changed over the years.

[puffing]

Uhhhh

[ Bigby takes a good, long look at that message. it doesn't take a detective to realize where "big beautiful woman" comes from in this conversation. luckily they've switched to text, lest a string of curse words would inevitably be heard. ]

fucking stupid shit stain of a goddamn program
this is BULLSHIT

[ just kidding. he's typing out everything he is mumbling to himself. ]

... That's obviously not the BBW being referenced in the username.

[deathproofs]

( it's nice that reaper can still enjoy the small things in life. by pointing out mistakes made by other people. )

might want to rethink that 'obviously'.

[puffing]

Pretty sure it's the obvious when I don't, in fact, look like a big, beautiful woman.

[ just. typing that makes him cringe. so hard. ]

I think you pointed that out yourself.

[deathproofs]

( if it's any consolation, reaper is laughing. )

so, what's it 'obviously' mean in your case?

[puffing]

It's abbreviated for a reason.
Feel free to guess if you're bored, but it's more-so for my knowledge than anyone else's.

[deathproofs]

so, a public username is something private and only for you. you see how much sense that makes.

[puffing]

Yeah.
It keeps me humble and modest.

[ fake. fakefakefake. ]

If we're looking to critique, what the fuck is up with "muerte"?
Spanish is hardly considered my second language, but I'm pretty damn sure that's an interesting username to be using when we're dealing with bombings.

[deathproofs]

afraid i just woke up, so it's not my handy work.

besides, explosions aren't really my thing. i like being up close and personal if i'm killing someone.

[puffing]

[ kill bill sirens activate ]

Okay.
Starting to think I might need to be asking questions about you.
Plan on killing anyone "up close and personal" in the near future, muerte?

[deathproofs]

you can ask any question you want. doesn't mean you're going to get an answer.

( :) )

[puffing]

First question is definitely going to be how many times people call you a smartass prick.


Oh, sorry.
Forgot the ?

[deathproofs]

not something i really keep track of.

[puffing]

Oh, look.
An answer. A shitty one, but still an answer.

You should consider keeping track.
It'll help keep everything in perspective for you.

[deathproofs]

i already know some people just don't have the stones to hear things as they are. what's to keep track of?

[puffing]

What I got from your reply is the great possibility of you having been called worse and many times at that.
You're right, though.
Sticks and stones, what the fuck ever.

Back to my original question.
Are you planning on hurting anyone with some sticks and stones?

[deathproofs]

( names are names and they don't matter at all. he doesn't care. he is a prick and worse. )

can't say it's in my purview. but, sometimes those things come in handy in a pinch.

[puffing]

Okay. Fair enough.
Not like I'd have much luck finding you right now, anyway.

[ having only "muerte" as a description won't get him far. not unless he finds friends or associates that know that name. because Gabriel has so many of them, amirite.

at least Bigby and him have something in common. ]

[deathproofs]

( currently, he has exactly 1/2 of a possible friend. at least 3x that in enemies. )

if you just wanted to see me big and beautiful, ( yes, he's purposely being a jerk!! ) all you had to do was say so.