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[rhygret]

Sooooo.

Here's a bit of an awkward question:

How many of you guys have someone you don't exactly like holed up in one of those pods? And I don't just mean like "wow that guy's a dick" I'm talking more along the lines of "this guy is a GIANT dick and he will definitely try to kill us [ read: him ] when he wakes up."

Is there any way to...I don't know, pull the plug out of the pods? or something? Do you think we'd get in trouble for that?

[ A little casual accidentally-on-purpose murder never hurt anyone right? Like especially when it's for the greater good, which this totally is. ]

Comments

[rhygret]

That's...weird. Why gold, of all things??

[beatupgrass]

Things covered in gold are universally considered more important than things not covered in gold.

[And somewhere a Lannister gets their wings.]

[rhygret]

[ i laughed ]

Okay point. Still...can you imagine those guys under a spotlight? Yeouch. The amount of glare they'd give off? They'd be literally painful to look at.

[beatupgrass]

Right? Must be why they don't have a natural sun. They'd freakin' sparkle themselves to death every time they walked outside.

[rhygret]

Wait they don't have a natural sun?? What happened to it? That seems like a pretty important thing not to have.

[beatupgrass]

I'm pretty sure it's 'cause blah blah the Sovereign don't revolve around anything. Their whole system is so jacked up, I don't even know how it functions.

[FIVE PLANETS. LIKE RIGHT ON TOP OF EACH OTHER. THAT SEEMS IMPROBABLE.]

[rhygret]

That's
That's not how planets WORK though?

[ Rocket what is wrong with these people good lord. ]

[beatupgrass]

RIGHT? Our universe has some fucked up planets. One of them is alive. Or was.

[Ego is kinda like Schrodinger's planet right now.]

[rhygret]

Alive as in full of life or...the other kind?

[ The VERY CREEPY kind because now he's thinking about it and wow would that be messed up. What would it eat? Would you stand on it's face if you lived there...? Would it talk?

Gross. ]

[beatupgrass]

[Would it fuck its way across the galaxy trying to create an identical powersource to its own and then try to destroy the universe??

We just don't know.]

The other kind. I don't get it either, man. I missed all the exposition on that one. Kinda glad too.