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[rhygret]

Sooooo.

Here's a bit of an awkward question:

How many of you guys have someone you don't exactly like holed up in one of those pods? And I don't just mean like "wow that guy's a dick" I'm talking more along the lines of "this guy is a GIANT dick and he will definitely try to kill us [ read: him ] when he wakes up."

Is there any way to...I don't know, pull the plug out of the pods? or something? Do you think we'd get in trouble for that?

[ A little casual accidentally-on-purpose murder never hurt anyone right? Like especially when it's for the greater good, which this totally is. ]

Comments

[earthy]

sorry

whats his problem

this guy who would try to kill us

[rhygret]

He's insane for starters. You absolutely can't trust him either. He might say "Oh yes we'll be partners and rule together!" but what he means is "I'm going to shove a metal robot skeleton inside you and wear you like a meat suit!"

[earthy]

[What?]

what

[No, seriously, what the fruitball?]

why would anyone do that

how would anyone do that

what do you mean a metal robot skeleton

[rhygret]

I mean a literal robot skeleton that he would replace the one I already have and kill me.

It wasn't a great plan.

[earthy]

thats horrible

would he be trying to do that to everyone

[rhygret]

That was his plan back home. Before it...ended? I guess? Or whatever the Storm does to it.

[earthy]

casts it into eternal darkness

[His interpretation, anyway.]

he sounds more monster than man

[rhygret]

That's a little dramatic but yeah sure. He's human though. The worst people usually...are.

[earthy]

will you be able to stop him if he wakes up

[rhygret]

In a fair fight? Probably...not. Like at all. So. That's kind of where the "do it when he can't kill me" fit into everything.

[earthy]

thats not good

[/Captain Obvious]

is there anyone else here from your world who could take care of him

anyone else hes wronged

[rhygret]

Pretty much EVERYONE from my world has been wronged by this guy dude. I don't think there's anyone left in any galaxy that likes him.

[ Which...okay maybe not exactly true, they love him back on the Edens but still. ]

[earthy]

but are any of those people awake right now

and if so are any of them strong enough to end him

[rhygret]

Not...exactly

[earthy]

not exactly

okay

let me think here

[rhygret]

Sure. Take your time

[earthy]

how do you feel about fighting dirty

[rhygret]

Uhh

Did you read this post at all dude? It's pretty underhanded already. Like maybe it's not the worst as far as backstabbing goes but it's not exactly great either.

[earthy]

right

stupid question

so would poison work on him

[rhygret]

It's okay man they happen. And probably? He's not immortal or a god or anything. Just a really...REALLY douchey guy.

[earthy]

[Douchey...... He thinks he gets the gist, much as he did with the GIANT dick part of the original message, but... some interesting new words this person's throwing around.]

along with stupid actions

maybe look into what poisons they have in olympia then

if they have any at all

or if that doesnt pan out someone might have a strong enough bind spell to stop him

[Not that he'll be looking into any of those options himself. 'Pulling the plug' or letting the Natha dispose of someone still in stasis doesn't bother him overmuch, but if any of his enemies were to wake up, he feels like he'd have to fight them on strictly honorable terms. He's not sure why that is.]

[rhygret]

[ Man Terra...das cold. Granted poison isn't usually done back home because it's so much easier to shoot someone or vent them into space, so points for originality? Rhys never considered poison.

But he also feels like maybe that's kind of gross too. What if it makes their eyes bug out all weird or bleed or something? ]

Wait spell?

[earthy]

bind magic

a strong bind spell could probably hold him in place for several moments

keep him from fighting back

[While you, you know, do the deed. The murdery deed.

Look, he feels bad about suggesting all this, too, but if super shady killing is what it takes to protect the people here (and his friends, mostly his friends) from metal robot skeleton suffering, so be it.]

[rhygret]

Do you know someone who has that?

[earthy]

no

not anymore i dont

i have a basic bind spell but it only works consistently on smaller and weaker monsters

sorry