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[rhygret]

Sooooo.

Here's a bit of an awkward question:

How many of you guys have someone you don't exactly like holed up in one of those pods? And I don't just mean like "wow that guy's a dick" I'm talking more along the lines of "this guy is a GIANT dick and he will definitely try to kill us [ read: him ] when he wakes up."

Is there any way to...I don't know, pull the plug out of the pods? or something? Do you think we'd get in trouble for that?

[ A little casual accidentally-on-purpose murder never hurt anyone right? Like especially when it's for the greater good, which this totally is. ]

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[tummyflowers]

[Oh no. This sounds dangerously like Richard.]

Well... he can't be all that bad, right? He's probably just misunderstood.

[rhygret]

He wanted to shove a metal skeleton inside my body and wear me like a meat suit.

[tummyflowers]

Wait. What would happen to your old skeleton?

[rhygret]

Nothing! My skeleton is perfectly fine. All pieces where they need to be.

[tummyflowers]

Two skeletons does seem like it would be a bit crowded. Are you sure he wasn't doing this to make you stronger? For instance, I make my guards wear metal armor all the time. If I could get them metal skeletons, I might just do that. A little bonus, really.

[rhygret]

You realize that when you remove someone's ENTIRE SKELETON they die right?

[tummyflowers]

I mean, maybe. It's not like I go around removing people's skeletons all the time. What do you take me for?

[rhygret]

A guy who doesn't know how bodies work...?

[tummyflowers]

Well I'm certainly no witch, either.

[rhygret]

What do witches have to do with anything??

[tummyflowers]

Because that's the sort of thing witches do???

[why does he have to explain such a simple concept?]

[rhygret]

Witch do not stick metal skeletons in people! They're all about magic and brooms and stuff, not tech.

[tummyflowers]

Hm. That's a good point. Plus, they don't care for iron.

[rhygret]

I
What
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What??

[tummyflowers]

Or is it silver? Copper maybe?

I could have sworn it was iron.

[rhygret]

Where are you even FROM that is so not a thing!

[tummyflowers]

England?

[No, it really is a question for him and not a passive aggressive sarcastic answer, but text does not give a clear picture of which of the two he means.]

[rhygret]

[ It's okay... Any other time Rhys would consider it sarcastic, but considering the circumstances and the absolute nonsense coming out of this guys' mouth so far, Rhys assumes it;s as weird...inter-dimensional culture clusterfuck. ]

And that's...what a planet? System?

[tummyflowers]

It's an island.

[Implied duh is not implied, because text is cold and lifeless.]

[rhygret]

Okay you realize that is not helpful at all right? You can't just name an island and expect people to know where you're talking about!

[ Unless the majority of people happen to come from Earth.... ]

[tummyflowers]

Well it's not like I'm the one who named it. It's always had that name.

[rhygret]

The name isn't what matters man it's the fact that you named an island instead of a planet. Like what part of the galaxy is that supposed to help me with here?

[tummyflowers]

Well, I'm far from being considered an astrologist, but I do believe we're in the Milky Way. Which really doesn't make much sense, because are you to have me believe that that the entire universe as we know it was squirted out of some massive teat? Please.

[rhygret]

First off: ew. Second that...is actually way more helpful.
Third it's called that because it's white and looks like milk I guess.

That puts you near Earth though wow.

[tummyflowers]

I am from Earth. I mean, that's what we call it anyway.