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[rhygret]

Sooooo.

Here's a bit of an awkward question:

How many of you guys have someone you don't exactly like holed up in one of those pods? And I don't just mean like "wow that guy's a dick" I'm talking more along the lines of "this guy is a GIANT dick and he will definitely try to kill us [ read: him ] when he wakes up."

Is there any way to...I don't know, pull the plug out of the pods? or something? Do you think we'd get in trouble for that?

[ A little casual accidentally-on-purpose murder never hurt anyone right? Like especially when it's for the greater good, which this totally is. ]

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[refashioned]

Sure, but they also run this weird magical smart phone for us, so I'm pretty sure they know that someone wants to kill someone. They probably knew it already. They were in our heads! Multiple times!

Did anyone confess to trying it? I did a quick skim through before becoming heavily disgusted.

[doggo]

Funny because you sure heard a great many nos. And a handful of worrying yeses. If they're serious, that is.

In my experience no one spouts off on intent unless they want to be stopped. You'll forgive me my assumption.

[rhygret]

Yeah I am VERY glad about that, oh my god. That would be the absolutely worst-case scenario and I would probably have a metal skeleton inside my body.

[rhygret]

[ Which makes it...banter? Maybe? Rhys can deal with banter. And a healthy amount of sarcasm. ]

Oh well that's always good to know. Captain Blackwing's not a bad name as far as pirate names go though.

[rhygret]

What?? I'm not the bad guy here, I'm
well okay so technically back home I was sort of the bad guy. But that was because of who I worked for? And I'm not trying to turn and entire planet into a robot army.

I actually don't like killing people believe it or not.

[rhygret]

Wow okay. Look it's not like I WANT to go around doing this alright? This guy would do way worse than knock off one person who kind of sort of really deserved it if he woke up.

[rhygret]

It's for those announcements right? I think everyone gets those. Like when they needed to suddenly evacuate all of us down to the planet.

[rhygret]

[ He's got your number and he is calling it all night long bro ]

You're right. Technically I think that makes it a bad plan.

[rhygret]

[ more like ten...thousand.....but it wasn't intentional????? All he wanted to do was open a door and Things Escalated. ]

Uhhh
I mean, I guess a ...lot. Technically. Not on purpose!

[ HE JUST NEEDS TO EMPHASIZE THIS OK ]

[rhygret]

Oh
I guess?

I'm not exactly the "fighting" type
I work better with my hands

[ waggles brows @ jyn ]

[rhygret]

What? No I don't want to be stopped. if someone could stop him that'd be great though.

I really don't see why so many people are this upset. I mean, people die? It happens. A LOT where I come from, it's like a daily thing.

[rhygret]

Oh, you know.

A megalomaniacal, psycopathic dictator.

The usual.

[rhygret]

What is with everyone and acting like this isn't normal?? People die. It happens. It's not that strange if someone has someone else murdered just because they don't like them.

--Not that that's what this is mind you. This guy actually really really deserves it. More than most people.

[tummyflowers]

[Oh no. This sounds dangerously like Richard.]

Well... he can't be all that bad, right? He's probably just misunderstood.

[rhygret]

Oh. Well that sucks. Guess you really do just have to wait for them to wake up.

[rhygret]

Alrighty then. Thanks dude?

[rhygret]

Man you know you are the first one to say that?

Thanks. I think.

[rhygret]

Serial killers huh? That must be fun. Following a pattern, solving clues and stuff. You ever catch any?

[ Rhys's perspective on this is something akin to someone working in some kind of minimum-wage job. He can't imagine it makes much money and almost no one would pay for a service like that back home. But it's polite to ask, right? ]

What's an FBI?

[rhygret]

He is exactly that bad. People actually have a holiday back home for the day they finally got rid of him.

[rhygret]

Interrogate? Not get rid of?

[ That's a little off-topic from the conversation at hand, but. Eh. Rhys doesn't think "interrogating" Jack will do anything but inflated the CEO's ego even further. ]

[laveers]

My name is Asha Greyjoy. The Black Wind is my ship.

[insurgent]

[ ... ]

consider hand-to-hand combat

[ amiright ladies ]

[rhygret]

I have a stun baton?

[rhygret]

Well see! You're already halfway there with that. That's actually...really cool, wow. Is it an actual ship-ship or a space cruiser or something?

[rhygret]

He wanted to shove a metal skeleton inside my body and wear me like a meat suit.