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ᴅɪᴀɴᴀ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ. ( WONDER WOMAN ) ([personal profile] wondie) wrote in [community profile] elnysa2017-09-14 11:56 pm

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[ username: Diana ]


( it's not been horribly long since Diana poked around the network, and surprise surprise, she's still ignoring the fact there is a voice and text function. she will look upon the faces of those she speaks to, tyvm!

she's dressed in the dark black of the city guard, her hair pinned up and a sparkling brooch at her cloak, though her fingers are already toying with it as she speaks.
)

I see that our numbers have grown greater. My name is Diana of Themyscira, and I bid you all welcome, both faces old and new. If you need aide during your displacement, then I offer what knowledge I have. You need but ask.

( that said, it's not exactly why she's here, though her note is just as important with so many more that might need to learn how to protect themselves. )

It has come to my attention that there are many in our midst that know little in the way of defense. Or, perhaps not enough, in a world with so many dangers lingering just out of sight. It troubles me to think that there are those that may not know how to protect themselves, especially if they possess a desire to learn.

( which brings her to her purpose, an important one at that. Diana seems gifted at finding herself a purpose. )

I am an amazon, well trained in the art of war. Archery, swordplay, use of a shield, riding, hand to hand, more. If there are those that would learn, I would be happy to show what I know. It will not be simple, and the training will be difficult. Still, if you would learn, I will make you an amazon. This is more than a style of defense, it is a family. You will gain both if you learn from me.

( her piece said, Diana crosses her arms. )

If you need more information, ask what you will.
ghettobatman: i don't understand this song (WITHOUT A SOOULLL)

[personal profile] ghettobatman 2017-10-29 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
[All according to keikaku]

[translator's nose: keikaku means plan]
Find me a piano and it's a deal.

[Gosh, is she not from Earth.... that's such an odd way to ask that] It varies from country to country, though a lot of things are consistent. There are all sorts of specialties in law. It's a complicated matter.

[but that reminds him--]

What kind of place do you come from, that doesn't have... "law of men"? [he's just repeating what she said, not sarcastically!!]
ghettobatman: (the sperm is clearly NOT seeking an egg)

[personal profile] ghettobatman 2017-10-29 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
[he's been preoccupied!!!!! also i don't know if i'm allowed to infomod u gosh]

You would think. But every country has their take on things. Still, when it comes to crime, a lot of it tends to be the same.

[The Amazons.... that sounds like mythology. But his time here has lead him to be more accepting of the supernatural]

Themyscira... So you're an Amazon?

[he can't deny it makes a certain kind of sense, but he's still a little incredulous, but that doesn't show at all]
ghettobatman: (any masturbatory emissions where)

[personal profile] ghettobatman 2017-10-29 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[don't call me out like this]

Why don't you teach me about it, since we'll both be learning from each other?
ghettobatman: seriously disturbed (Whoever said orange was the new pink was)

[personal profile] ghettobatman 2017-10-31 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Something tells me I wouldn't make a great amazon. Maybe I'd be better off a sidekick.

[Teasing right back!!]

That sounds like a promise. Are you busy right now, Diana?
ghettobatman: (WHAT I'M WIIITHOUUUT)

[personal profile] ghettobatman 2017-11-03 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[he's missing boobs, okay] Your sidekick, specifically. I wouldn't complain if that were the case.

[stop flirting you ho]

Maybe I could join you, and lend a hand?
ghettobatman: Amy Lee were you high (Until you find it there)

[personal profile] ghettobatman 2017-11-04 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[awww] I'll do my best.

Where can I find you?
ghettobatman: (hoWWWW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES)

[personal profile] ghettobatman 2017-11-05 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be there.

[it won't take him as long as she might expect for him to show off, and then the flirty floozy is there to share boring law info and be the worst amazon ever]