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[Text | un: dualhound] Mister Shakedown

[So, Loz has been quiet. Too quiet. The man all but vanished recently since he's been busy doing odd jobs here. However, those jobs are done and finished with and the big lug is pissed the hell off.

Despite all his effort to bring in a decent income, the money he's obtained is a little on the scarce side. This, of course, is why he's on the warpath today. A living wage is all he wants but he's opted to take on a more sinister role in order to make some cash.

That's right. This asshole is thinking of breaking some faces today.]

Who's legs I gotta break to make some REAL money around here? I'm talking about thousands here not one gil.

I haven't had a good fight in a long time. I'm getting pretty damn bored.
So who wants to play? If I knock your block off, I'll take all your cash.

Deal? Deal.

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( ooc: the dog is loose! Loz is causing trouble, again. Sorry for being so absent lately. It's been rough in RL right now but I'm making a comeback track like Miley Cyrus )

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Wanna bet, punk? Let's just say I'm more than confident I can mop the floor with you.

ooooooooooh watch out for this badass talking shit on his phone.

Aren't you doing the same, shithead?

Are you all talk and no action? Come on! Don't waste my time grandstanding. Put up your dukes outside, loser.

Edited 2017-09-09 16:53 (UTC)

you wanna fucking go asshole? i'll teach you not to wave your dick around like you're some hotshot.

Oooh~! Look who's pissed off!

Give me your best shot. Meet you outside of Olympia, the south gate.

FINE

[And, just as he requested, she marches herself to the south gate. Though she didn't get the name of the idiot who was talking big shit, so she's just going to yell out to find him in the area.]

Hey, dualhound, you fucker! Where are you?!

[Talk about hotheaded! This big girl is giving Loz a run for his money today. Not only did she she beat him out here towards the gate but she's already clamouring for him. Seeks like this ferocious kitten really wants to fight. Fine by him! She better not cry to her friends about getting all beat up.

Shut your yap, will ya? [He yells once he stomps over. Loz is definitely taller than average at full six foot two and probably weighs close to 200 lbs. Loz isn't a small dude and certainly has the "guns" to prove it. Armed with that silver gauntlet upon his left and fully dressed in skintight black leather, Loz looks less like your average street punk and more like a final boss.]

Is that you, kissy-face? [He's referencing her username.]

[Big guys like him are no brand news to her. She's not as tall, or leather-clad, and definitely doesn't seem to have any weapons on hand. No gun, knives, or even armor. She's just wearing a brown shirt with a green vest, and sensible pants that don't restrain her legs. So, yes, the average street punk.]

Pfha! So you're the asshole talking big? Didn't know Olympia had a Hot Topic - you think that leather get-up makes you look cool?

What's a "Hot Topic"?

[Loz rolls his eyes once this chick starts squawking. She just opened her mouth and he's already trying to tune her out. Her outfit is like a negative ten on the "coolness" scale, so her teasing falls flat.]

Someone rockin butt ugly green lipstick shouldn't be talkin big, girlie.

Good thing I don't take fashion advice from a 90s motorcycle gang reject. [She rolls her shoulders and gets into a stance, fists out and legs spreading to anchor to the ground.] You gonna keep runnin' your mouth, or are you ready for me to knock your teeth out?

You're the one talking the most shit, prison bitch!

[He cracks his knuckles and stretches a little as he gets into stance. It's officially "go" time now! While his opponent might be female, Loz has no problem punching girls. His strongest opponent back in the day was a woman known for her punches.]

You're going to be drinking with a straw once I'm done with you, guaranteed!

[BRING IT! FIGHT-O!]

Edited 2017-09-09 23:51 (UTC)

[If he's gonna invite her to the first round, she won't flinch! She kicks herself off the ground to a running start, throwing a right hook aiming straight for under his chin - he's got a few inches on her in height, and she can use that to her advantage.]

[Usually Loz would rush to get the first hit but he's mildly interested in what this ugly broad can do. Instead of letting those punches land like during his battle with Tifa, the man twists out if the way in the last second and aims a well timed kick at the woman's left leg. His fighting style is similar to that of your average brawler but his days in this world helped him create something a bit more complex.]

[The kick is effective and throws off her balance, causing her to stumble side-ways. She manages not to get knocked down to the ground at the last second, fumbling through her steps to regain proper standing on the ground. He's faster than she expected despite the leather garbage he's wearing.

Once again she throws herself at him, this time however he'll be able to see a pink sticker on the tip of her finger. The aim - getting it on his head.]

[If this chick asked his brothers who's the fastest, both Kadaj and Yazoo would point at Loz. While other remnant are pretty damn quick their own right, Loz inherited Sephirith impressive speed. He can literally teleport whenever he wants and his normal speed and agility are already topnotch. No normal human can catch him unless he wants to be caught.

Also, EXCUSE YOU? His leather outfit is still on fleek even after all these years! Nobody wants to wear brown and green together looking like some tree bark.]

Huh? Still trying that? [He questions once the broad comes at him again this time with some sticker upon her fingertips. Slightly cautious, Loz decides to put some distance between them by doing a rather impressive back flip. He moves far too effortlessly for some jacked up strongman. Loz stands upright once more looking mildly curious. ]

A sticker?

[Get him now while he's distracted, girl!]

[Even with that impressive back flip (no lie, she is impressed) she still continues after him, pouncing when he lands his flip and smacking the sticker right on the side of his cheek. She lands herself on the ground behind him, stumbling with her fall from the hit she took to the leg earlier, crouching with her hands on the ground.]

Heh. Consider yourself kissed.

[He may suddenly feel "something" on the side of his neck now, large and definitely not there before. Like a growth formed out of nowhere. It's too large to not be noticeable either -- it's a head. A second head, looking exactly like his, conjoined to his neck. It doesn't have any semblance of life of its own and so to call it a hideous growth is without doubt accurate.

And from behind Ermes, a figure slowly raises itself to its legs, coming out of her like a shadow from the ground. They agreed to a fight, but never once did she say she would play it fair.]

[Gurl, what the fuck is this?!]

WHAT THE HELL---

[Talk about pure body horror at this moment. Loz freezes onces he feels something "growing" on him. He glances to the side and sees himself staring back him. The scream that escapes him is downright blood crudling. We're talking classic horror movie, will-never-live-this-moment-down sort of scream. Loz fully deserves an Oscar for that scream but he's not getting any awards here.]

What the hell did you do to me?!

[Loz spots something moving from the shadows and quickly vanishes in a flutter of blue and white light. His afterimage lingers briefly in his wake as he reappears a few feet away struggling with this ugly growth. He grabs the disgusting appendage with his gloved hand and starts to pull with all his might.]

[Oh, did he just teleport? Or just move so quickly that she couldn't keep track? Interesting. The figure stands tall, closer to Loz's height than her, and helps Ermes to her feet before looking at him with bug-eyes. Ermes brushes the dirt on her pants and smirks viciously at him.]

Y'know, my favorite sound in the world is when assholes like you talk big shit, but then start screaming! It's real satisfying. [A hand goes to her hip, completely unsympathetic to his plight. He can pull all he wants, but the head is absolutely fused to his neck no different than his proper one.] But, hey, my power isn't so terrible. In fact, let me help you out.

[She lazily points to him - more specifically she points to the sticker.]

Take off the sticker and that head will go away. But, it's a duplicate of your real head. When you take the sticker off, it's going to re-fuse into your skull and hit you hard. Of course, you could just keep it on and enjoy living like a freakshow!

[Yes, Loz just teleported right before her eyes. He's faster than fricking light judging from how he left an afterimage of his siholuette. He's fighting with this gross ass secondary head right now screaming bloody murder. Talk about being officially grossed out. He's so done with this bullshit and this fight barely begun. Who the hell does this to a person? This bitch with the dreadlocks! He's going to grind her bones into dust once gets this crap off him.]

You gotta be kidding me! You gotta be kidding me!

[He mutters under his breath as he keeps trying to yank the extra head off him. Eventually, the ugly chick mentions something a bout the pink sticker upon his neck and Loz hastily rips it off.

Good lord. He wasn't ready for the mind numbing pain.]

[Ermes was definitely honest in her explanation. Once the sticker is off, the extra head collides back into Loz's proper one and he is free of the growth.]

Hahah! Man, look at you. Freaking out over nothing. [Well, nothing to her. She's done it to herself once after all - a desperate power play - so she isn't at all bothered or sympathetic to his disgust.] If you wanna give up now, I won't hold it against you. I can do a lot worse than that. Give you extra ears, arms, feet -- you can always run off and I won't tell anyone about it!

[That smug look upon the woman's face is bound to change once she catches a glimpse of the malicious intent within those ethereal green eyes. Loz here isn't one to be trifled with and Ermes is about to learn that first hand. Guaranteed.]

You think I'm gonna give up that easily? [A crackle of electricity emitts from his silver gauntlet as he gets back into stance.] Sorry but I don't like losing---

[Before she can say anything, Loz suddenly teleports right in front of her with the Dualhound ready to pulverize. That silver gauntlet he crocks is packing over 100 amp of pure electric current. It's more than enough to kill a man. If Ermes would like to live, she better start dodging!]

Oh shit--!

[ that electricity, without doubt, fucking scares the shit out of her. she's been electrocuted before, nearly died too, and it quickly made her "top 5 worst things that happened to me in prison" list. only thwarted by "falling out of a helicopter mid-air" and "invisible zombies." ]

Dude - [ dodge ] - chill, with - [ near-dodge ] - the electricity, you - [ close call ] - psycho, GODDAMMIT--

[ and then she trips while dodging away, thrown off balance and wide open. ]

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