[Text | un: dualhound] Mister Shakedown

[silverhound]

[So, Loz has been quiet. Too quiet. The man all but vanished recently since he's been busy doing odd jobs here. However, those jobs are done and finished with and the big lug is pissed the hell off.

Despite all his effort to bring in a decent income, the money he's obtained is a little on the scarce side. This, of course, is why he's on the warpath today. A living wage is all he wants but he's opted to take on a more sinister role in order to make some cash.

That's right. This asshole is thinking of breaking some faces today.]

Who's legs I gotta break to make some REAL money around here? I'm talking about thousands here not one gil.

I haven't had a good fight in a long time. I'm getting pretty damn bored.
So who wants to play? If I knock your block off, I'll take all your cash.

Deal? Deal.


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( ooc: the dog is loose! Loz is causing trouble, again. Sorry for being so absent lately. It's been rough in RL right now but I'm making a comeback track like Miley Cyrus )

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[kissintime]

[Oh, did he just teleport? Or just move so quickly that she couldn't keep track? Interesting. The figure stands tall, closer to Loz's height than her, and helps Ermes to her feet before looking at him with bug-eyes. Ermes brushes the dirt on her pants and smirks viciously at him.]

Y'know, my favorite sound in the world is when assholes like you talk big shit, but then start screaming! It's real satisfying. [A hand goes to her hip, completely unsympathetic to his plight. He can pull all he wants, but the head is absolutely fused to his neck no different than his proper one.] But, hey, my power isn't so terrible. In fact, let me help you out.

[She lazily points to him - more specifically she points to the sticker.]

Take off the sticker and that head will go away. But, it's a duplicate of your real head. When you take the sticker off, it's going to re-fuse into your skull and hit you hard. Of course, you could just keep it on and enjoy living like a freakshow!

[silverhound]

[Yes, Loz just teleported right before her eyes. He's faster than fricking light judging from how he left an afterimage of his siholuette. He's fighting with this gross ass secondary head right now screaming bloody murder. Talk about being officially grossed out. He's so done with this bullshit and this fight barely begun. Who the hell does this to a person? This bitch with the dreadlocks! He's going to grind her bones into dust once gets this crap off him.]

You gotta be kidding me! You gotta be kidding me!

[He mutters under his breath as he keeps trying to yank the extra head off him. Eventually, the ugly chick mentions something a bout the pink sticker upon his neck and Loz hastily rips it off.

Good lord. He wasn't ready for the mind numbing pain.]

[kissintime]

[Ermes was definitely honest in her explanation. Once the sticker is off, the extra head collides back into Loz's proper one and he is free of the growth.]

Hahah! Man, look at you. Freaking out over nothing. [Well, nothing to her. She's done it to herself once after all - a desperate power play - so she isn't at all bothered or sympathetic to his disgust.] If you wanna give up now, I won't hold it against you. I can do a lot worse than that. Give you extra ears, arms, feet -- you can always run off and I won't tell anyone about it!

[silverhound]

[That smug look upon the woman's face is bound to change once she catches a glimpse of the malicious intent within those ethereal green eyes. Loz here isn't one to be trifled with and Ermes is about to learn that first hand. Guaranteed.]

You think I'm gonna give up that easily? [A crackle of electricity emitts from his silver gauntlet as he gets back into stance.] Sorry but I don't like losing---

[Before she can say anything, Loz suddenly teleports right in front of her with the Dualhound ready to pulverize. That silver gauntlet he crocks is packing over 100 amp of pure electric current. It's more than enough to kill a man. If Ermes would like to live, she better start dodging!]

[kissintime]

Oh shit--!

[ that electricity, without doubt, fucking scares the shit out of her. she's been electrocuted before, nearly died too, and it quickly made her "top 5 worst things that happened to me in prison" list. only thwarted by "falling out of a helicopter mid-air" and "invisible zombies." ]

Dude - [ dodge ] - chill, with - [ near-dodge ] - the electricity, you - [ close call ] - psycho, GODDAMMIT--

[ and then she trips while dodging away, thrown off balance and wide open. ]