video: un: cockroach

[mofi]

[ The feed is live and starts off a little wobbly, Murphy's dicking around with the position of the camera. ]

Can this fuckin' thing stay still [ , you hear him muttering to himself. ]

Anyway. [ The camera is still for now. ] So, as a connoisseur of fine wines and scotch, I have to say Olympia has some pretty decent stuff.

[ He leans out of view for a moment. A soft grunt crackles through the speakers and he appears again but now he's holding a bottle of wine he's purchased early this week. ] This stuff will also make you laugh at everything and anything. Good, good stuff.

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video: un; NoneOfURBusiness

[smithandwesson]

[He hates your username with a passion just so you know.]

Uh-huh.

And you had how many of those before you decided to make this post?

[mofi]

[ Don't tell that to Murphy, he'll like that a little too much. ]

Oh. [ Murphy sighs, lips making soft raspberries. ] Just one bottle. [ He smiles big and toothy, tries to stifle his giggle with the back of his hand. ]

But it looks to me like you need one.

[smithandwesson]

Yeah, I'm good. Knowing this world and what tends to happen during festivals it'll probably turn you into a horny fuck who can't control his libido. Rule number one to El Nysa - don't drink any 'special drinks' before knowing what's in 'em.

audio/ un: komspacekru

[emori]

I don't even know where to begin.

[mofi]

I think you do.

[mofi]

[ Murphy is quiet for a few seconds, letting that info sink into his head. ]

Good point or not, I'm drinking at home. But, I don't know? Should I call this a home? I just got here. Doesn't feel like it's MY home. Just a place I'm taking up space in.

Anyway, anyway. This special drink hasn't made me want to fuck anything.

[emori]

Keep it that way.

[emori]

No, I don't.

[mofi]

Well, try. Where are you even?

[mofi]

Yes, ma'am. [ Murphy saltues the camera. ]

switch: audio to video.

[emori]

[Emori smiles when she sees the video feed works. Then her expression changes to stern so quickly.]

Do you need supervision in case that changes?

[emori]

Out. Looking for me?

[mofi]

[ He smiles, all dumb and toothy. ]

Only if you're the supervision.

[mofi]

I was but you're obviously not here.

[emori]

Do you need me?

[mofi]

I need you most of the time.

[emori]

[Can't help but go back to smiling. When he's fuzzy like this, she could feel it too.]

Are you sure? There's other people...

[emori]

You're not lying?

[smithandwesson]

Oy... Don't tell me you two are doing this again?

[Can't he have just one private conversation with one of you? Are you two a singular hive-mind or something? Why does this happen every time he tries to play good samaritan and warn you guys of repercussions?]

[mofi]

What are we doing?

[ Leans in closer to the camera, gets all squinty eyed. ]

[mofi]

Like who? Clarke? Please.

[mofi]

Scout's honor.

[emori]

Frank?

[emori]

You think about me?

[smithandwesson]

That thing that you do. Going on interrupting people's conversations. Anyone ever tells you that's rude?

[STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP DETAILS IN FRONT OF HIM! THIS IS WEIRD!]