audio: un: cockroach

[mofi]

So [, He drawls. Murphy pauses, a little hesitant. ] that forest was no joke. Did anyone else experience...I don't know... who else tripped balls?

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un: komspacekru

[emori]

Oh my god.

[mofi]

Listen, I'm just curious.

[emori]

No. Nevermind. Maybe I dreamed it.

[mofi]

Wait? What? You're kidding me, right?

[emori]

What? What are you talking about?

[mofi]

The thing you're probably oh my goding about?

[emori]

I have to go.

[mofi]

So, wait, you thought that was a dream? Like we just dreamed the same dream that really wasn't a dream?

[emori]

[She sends an accidental reply]

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un: the.punisher

[bellare]

[ ugh don't remind him. ]

That whole place was a bad trip.

[mofi]

[ Sorry, dude. ]

No joke. I'm assuming this is the sort of thing we should be expecting here on out, huh?

[bellare]

It would seem that way.

[mofi]

I mean, I guess things could have been worse. Not saying that what I...experienced was bad...just the whole after the fact.

[bellare]

I'm glad you made it out of there okay.

[ he supposes he should focus on that too, but he sounds a little salty anyway. ]

[mofi]

Awh, thanks for the concern, buddy.

[ Murphy's about to feel salty real soon. ]

Interesting username you got there. What's that all about?

[bellare]

[ yeah it's obviously real heartfelt, too. ]

There are those offenders who slip through the cracks of the justice system. That's where I come in.

[mofi]

[ He knows. Murphy is just being sarcastic. Get used to it quick, Frank. ]

Shit? Really? Where the hell were you when I needed some justice.

un: clarke

[romancekiller]

Yeah that seems like it was a widespread side effect of going into that forest.

Re: un: clarke

[mofi]

Hey, Clarke. How's it going?

What happened to you in the forest?

audio, un: hawkeye.

[quivers]

Adorable way to put it. [ Not wrong, though. ] You end up at some weird nudist spring, by any chance?

[mofi]

I'm sorry, did you want explicit details?

Nudist spring? No, but I am really not even surprised. I was walking through part of the forest and, like, kicked up some pollen. It - uh - made me super fucking horny.

[quivers]

No thanks, bucko. [ He's already providing enough of that. ]

Huh, gross. Caaan't say the same on my side. Clothes went a-flying, but it was more in that free spirit peace-love-and-happiness hippie style. Hands kept to ourselves.

[mofi]

I mean what happened to me wasn't a bad thing. It's not like I did the dirty with someone I didn't know or didn't want to, you know, fuck.

But the whole peace and love bullshit sound kind of nice, too.

voice - to - text : un: priorly

[priorly]

[Some people are still in the forest, and don't know that they shouldn't be.]

Who knew you could trip on those. You must have some low hanging fruit.

[mofi]

[ Murphy pauses, eyes blinking before saying: ] I didn't trip over my nuts, firstly. Tripping balls is a saying.