[Holy shit this girl/guy/person is freaking pretty as hell. What the eff why are all the people here basically model class humans???

After his initial shock at seeing someone pretty show up on his device fades, he gives Linneus another wave.]

Yeah social media. It's like...this network. But in my world there were a ton of different platforms - message boards, blog services, private messaging services, basically if you needed a way to talk to people, the Internet provided it. People had profiles and sometimes they'd put pictures of cakes or stuff next to your name to let everyone following you know it was your birthday.