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[thetaintedsorrow]

[The video opens with a very flushed Chuuya, and the source of that rosy color on his cheeks is soon readily apparent. In his hand is a glass of red wine that’s barely half-full, and it’s obvious that he’s been hitting the bottle hard. Behind him is the backdrop of a lavish, cozy bedroom, and a small bird can be seen flitting to and fro.]

This is the first time I’ve posted a video on here. Seems easy enough. Anyway, while we all wait for news of whatever the hell is going on with the bigger picture right now, why not have some fun?

[Chuuya takes a sip of his wine.]

So I’m gonna ask a few questions. First off, what’s your drink of choice? I’m taking suggestions on different cocktails to mix up since I’ve got an entire bar to work with now. Hell, if it’s good enough, I might just name it after you.

[And he downs the rest of the wine. So classy.]

Second question; besides the people, what do you miss most about home? Or maybe tell me about something you’ve gotten back that you were missing when you first woke up. Or even weirdass gifts you never asked for that just randomly appeared.

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[thetaintedsorrow]

[WOW RUDE. Chuuya is just gonna slowly get more and more riled up until he very much resembles a pissy, fluffed-up cat.]

Bullshit. I was sober in the library, and when I met you in the forest to try out that sealing spell.

[Wowee two of the times they’ve met he’s been sober...such a record...]

And don’t even fucking start with the short jokes!! They’re not original, and you’re just freakishly tall!!

[HUFF.]

Besides, I could go without booze if I wanted, I just don’t see why I should.

[meinwaifu]

Hmm... liver disease. Pancreatitis. High blood pressure. Stroke. Depression. Impotence-- ah, shall I go on? We really could be here all day.

[Now he's just being a shit.]

[thetaintedsorrow]

Gee thanks, doctor.

[GRUMBLES.

Chuuya glances away.]

I’ll...try to cut down. [VERY QUICKLY ADDS:] But not because you said so or anything. I’m doing it so I can live longer.

[Yup. That’s the only reason.]

1/2

[meinwaifu]

Well, I'm glad to hear it!

After all, the longer you live, the more time we'll have together.

[Look at this guy, who can say shit like that with a straight face??]

[Oh wait, he's not done--]

[meinwaifu]

And I for one can't wait for the day when someone knocks that silly hat off your head and reveals a bald spot.

The aging process really is so unfortunate.

[thetaintedsorrow]

[UGHHH don’t make him doki and then ruin it!! RUDE.

Though the insult to his hat is far worse than the implication of a bald spot as he ages. He’s never even counted on growing old before...]

What the hell do you have against my hat?! I don’t make fun of your outfits!!

[meinwaifu]

...that's your take-away from what I said? [HE'S WEIRDLY DISAPPOINTED HE GOT OFFENDED AT THE WRONG THING]

[thetaintedsorrow]

I get it. Humans get gross when we age.

[Though some age more gracefully than others...

Chuuya shrugs.]

I dunno, I guess I never thought about any of that applying to me. Taking into account the fact that my body could barely contain Arahabaki and the fact that I was in the Mafia, I never thought I’d make it past forty.

[He says all this very casually. It’s just a fact he’s come to accept.]

But I guess things are different now, so.

[WAY TO BE A DEBBIE DOWNER, CHUU.]

[meinwaifu]

Forty would be optimistic with a lifestyle like that.

[And here we have the living devil's advocate.]

But such is the nature of humans. Your kind wouldn't be nearly as interesting if you were all immortal. The way that humans grow and change so drastically in such a small period of time is one of the things I love about them.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Like I said, things are different here. I might live long enough to need to worry about grey hairs.

[He’ll still be gorgeous, though, because he’s Chuuya.]

Anyway. I didn’t expect you to come cheer me up, but I guess I appreciate it.

[He just admitted to needing cheering up while also being a little shit. Talent.]

Let’s just hope all this wasn’t for nothing when that dragon comes back.