Video -|- un: nunya

[assholic]

[The video starts with a shot of the invitation that she'd received, the writing bold and clear before she tosses the invite down and directs the camera up to her face, which looks entirely unimpressed.]

Tell me I'm not the only one that feels like this is some lame attempt to gather certain people into a specific area for an unknown reason, aka, a fucking trap?

[Someone was feeling especially incapable of trusting anyone from this world or any of the Orbiters. She held up the ring she'd gotten, not wearing it, but showing it.]

And as far as some kind of... compensation for the shit some people went through, this feels pretty weak to me. An invite to a trap-party, a gold coin, and a pretty little bauble, because clearly I'm that easily distracted and easy to appease. They realize that people died during this, don't they? And we're all supposed to just slap a smile on, pull out a dress, and go along with this like this isn't a giant fucking joke?

[There was a look on her face like she was really, really hoping someone would be as salty as she was over this.]

Maybe it's just in my nature to think everyone's out to screw me over, but when I've already been screwed over, and not in the fun way, I'm not exactly feeling inclined to bend over for round two. There have to be other people that think this is shady shit...

[Please tell her there were other people out there that thought this was shady shit.]

Comments

[ukase]

You could sell it? Probably comes with all manner of fame like my flower does.

So... that's an invitation to come visit you in dragonville? Done and done.

[assholic]

I got an actual gold coin. I haven't decided what to do with the ring yet. Selling it might get me in shit. Insulting a favor or some whatever.

I never said that.

[ukase]

Don't spend it all in one place. Maybe you can melt the gold down and get real cash. Like you care about insulting a favour; you're literally don't that with this network post.

Well, it's gonna happen anyway. Me and my flower are coming the dragon-land.

[assholic]

Or I can save it and shove it up someone's ass. Tit for tat.

Don't you have someone else to stalk?

[ukase]

I dearly hope that happens where I can watch.

Not particularly. No one likes me. Boo hoo /cryface

[assholic]

Might happen to you.

Let me find my tiny violin for you. Loser.

[ukase]

Never said no to anal.

Start playing while I make my travel plans.

[assholic]

Now I know what to use the dragon dick for.

[ukase]

That sounds suspiciously like encouragement to hurry myself up and get to dragon-town.

[assholic]

Don't read too much into it. Just because you're bored and have an itch in your pants doesn't mean I'm the one to scratch it for you.

[ukase]

I wouldn't expect anything of the like. I merely want to see the difference between the two cities and see where a guy like me would fit in best.

[assholic]

Not sure a guy like you would 'fit in' anywhere. This place is shit. Olympia's shit. Pick which shit hole you like best.

[ukase]

Feels just like home then. Shitty places to live everywhere.

[assholic]

Nothing I say is going to make you stay in your shit hole, is it...

[ukase]

The less you welcome me, the more likely I am to show up.

[assholic]

I'm not falling for that reverse psychology bullshit of inviting you over, so you can just shove that idea up your ass with the dragon dick.

[ukase]

It doesn't matter what you say. I'm coming down there regardless, if that makes you feel better?

[assholic]

I figured that much. I'm just going to be as unwelcoming as possible.

[ukase]

That's acceptable. I'll come watch you punch random humans and non-humans all the same.

[assholic]

You pop a woody while I'm fighting and I might break it on principle.

[ukase]

So just don't admit to it is what you're telling me?

[assholic]

You have issues, Broctavius.

[ukase]

You've said that multiple times.

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[assholic]

How're your hips?

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[ukase]

Still hot as fuck from just a quick glance.