ukase: (Always a helping hand)
Brock Rumlow ([personal profile] ukase) wrote in [community profile] elnysa2018-02-18 02:54 pm

[Video] un: spanglethesestars

[Rumlow has his set-up casual, his feet up on the table, and there's a toothpick sticking out the left side of his mouth. He's clearly sitting with two feet of the chair off the ground, but more predominant might be the healed burn scars that mark the left side of his face but particularly around his eyes. Much of the burns has clearly healed (miracle of pod life), but there is enough there to speak of previous considerable damage. His hair looks great though.]

New here. You don't care, and that's great. I'm looking for information on one subject in particular, so I won't waste time with semantics.

I need information on dragons. Specifically anatomy and how to kill them. I've got a wager with my future wife where she wants me to be the knight in shining armor and slay a dragon, but aside from the komodo kind, we don't have dragons where I'm from.

[He picks the toothpick from his mouth, twirling it in his fingers.]

Sure hope these ones taste like chicken though.

[He winks at the camera, offering a charming grin. Oh right, he wants to name drop because he knows it will annoy the person in question to the maximum degree.]

Also, if anyone knows Jessica Jones. Hit me up.

[He offers a mock little salute and the video ends.]
vorrutyer: (world-weary (and smug))

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-25 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
What - you never met them out in the play-yard? The children who'd find the ones who were smaller and weaker than they were and hold their heads under water or snap their fingers, and then convince all the adults around them that their victim was simply ever so clumsy.

[ Ah, Byerly does loathe his older cousin Richars. ]

You never encountered the little monsters?
vorrutyer: (ooooh baby)

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-25 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ By smiles innocently back at Rumlow. Though - good heavens. That's a hell of a thing to admit. ]

Who's to say I was the one being victimized? Maybe I was one of the victimizers, too.

[ Given his foppish mannerisms and general disposition, that seems...unlikely. ]
vorrutyer: (smirk)

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-25 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ By's smile turns a little crooked. Too right, that. Even if the revenge takes nearly thirty years. Ah, but he does savor the memory of Richars' smug, complacent face when he realized that Byerly - the man he'd thought he'd cowed into obedience - was the architect of his downfall... ]

Well, if you're right about me, then you've answered your own question. [ Then, rather sweetly: ] Did any of your little victims ever get their revenge on you?
vorrutyer: (what a shitty grin)

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-25 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
My dear fellow!

[ He claps a hand to his chest in absurd oversincerity. ]

That offer is music to my ears. Gossip and enabling my drinking problem? Be still my heart. When shall we meet?
vorrutyer: (hmmmmm not bad)

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-25 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Absinthe, tonight?
vorrutyer: (smirk)

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-25 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Would a park bench be too crass?
vorrutyer: (satisfied (but smug))

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-25 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
A man after my own heart.

[ Byerly isn't certain whether he's going to like Rumlow or despise him with every fiber of his being. Or, perhaps, both at once. What a charming prospect. ]

I'll send you a map to where I'll be.
vorrutyer: (ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh)

log or should we just continue in this post

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-25 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
vorrutyer: (blowing a very small dick)

would you mind xoxoxoxoxo

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-25 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)