[Video] un: spanglethesestars

[ukase]

[Rumlow has his set-up casual, his feet up on the table, and there's a toothpick sticking out the left side of his mouth. He's clearly sitting with two feet of the chair off the ground, but more predominant might be the healed burn scars that mark the left side of his face but particularly around his eyes. Much of the burns has clearly healed (miracle of pod life), but there is enough there to speak of previous considerable damage. His hair looks great though.]

New here. You don't care, and that's great. I'm looking for information on one subject in particular, so I won't waste time with semantics.

I need information on dragons. Specifically anatomy and how to kill them. I've got a wager with my future wife where she wants me to be the knight in shining armor and slay a dragon, but aside from the komodo kind, we don't have dragons where I'm from.

[He picks the toothpick from his mouth, twirling it in his fingers.]

Sure hope these ones taste like chicken though.

[He winks at the camera, offering a charming grin. Oh right, he wants to name drop because he knows it will annoy the person in question to the maximum degree.]

Also, if anyone knows Jessica Jones. Hit me up.

[He offers a mock little salute and the video ends.]

Comments

[inacan]

[ The words just don't have their intended bite, coming from a HYDRA terrorist... ]

Yeah that's exactly what happened.

[ Y a w n. ]

More power to you I guess, but better be careful - the locals seem to really love their dragons.

[ Who is he kidding, that's probably the point - to piss off the locals even more. ]

[ukase]

So after that, nothing you've done killed a bunch of people?

[He might be a tad skeptical, but who knows? Maybe bad decisions stop with a few checks and balances of a team environment?]

As in, worship love and it's a great offense to slay them, or love them as long as they aren't eating everyone's livestock?

[inacan]

[ Tony is reallllllly not about to be lectured by an actual terrorist who tried to help a terrorist organization take over the world. So he's going to ignore that first question. ]

Hey good question, maybe kill one and see how they react.

[ukase]

[That sounds like a bad idea and a set up. He's about the recon. He's level-headed about his missions, so he just snorts.]

Or I'll finish my recon and not take your advice? You got anything useful to say.

[inacan]

I think it's fantastic advice, but do what you want, Chuck Norris.

[ His network tracking algorithm is basically in place now, anyway. ]

[ukase]

Fuck, I can't beat Chuck Norris. That man's a legend.

[He isn't keeping this username or device long anyway.]