[He did, alas it's ongoing so enjoy vague bullshitting ig]

I don't think either one of them has a leg to stand on for being anything less than a prick, but hey, they're paying pricks. And some of the crap you learn on the job is looking useful.

[And because he can just imagine it—]

So...just curious, how did they pass you off as a holy man? Or were you on top of the smuggling end of operations?

[Seems strangely fitting for a raccoon.]