Oh, I'm sure he's more than willing to pretend. The amount of times the librarians have thrown us dirty looks for his recitements of your theater is startling. And the amount of dirty jokes, Maker help me—he's rubbed off, and not in the satisfying way.
Why don't you come here, Prior? I'm sure you'd be a saintly partner in comparison.
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Why don't you come here, Prior? I'm sure you'd be a saintly partner in comparison.