Seducing you isn't important? How humble of you to say. [Said mostly because the "baby" so clearly repulsed her. Maybe if he laid it on real thick she'd untwist his arm and give him the boot.
But also? He'd been taking shit all afternoon. It was high time he gave some away.
He trods after her, a bit more pep in his step now that he's got an angle to work. He's easily baited and perhaps one day it'll be the death of him, figuratively or otherwise, but he can hardly help himself. Even as a grown man when he cooked up something chuckalicious it tended to spill out of him like pasta water in a boiling pot.]
That so? What kind of man does get your bloomers unbunched? You're English so it can't be the French. How about a little e-spicy pepperoni, Italiano? Molto bella!
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But also? He'd been taking shit all afternoon. It was high time he gave some away.
He trods after her, a bit more pep in his step now that he's got an angle to work. He's easily baited and perhaps one day it'll be the death of him, figuratively or otherwise, but he can hardly help himself. Even as a grown man when he cooked up something chuckalicious it tended to spill out of him like pasta water in a boiling pot.]
That so? What kind of man does get your bloomers unbunched? You're English so it can't be the French. How about a little e-spicy pepperoni, Italiano? Molto bella!