[Oh, the questions Dorian would have about alien dingle-dongles if it weren't for librarians and infantiles. He presses a hand to his chest and leans back in his seat as if he's positively scandalized, then hastily picks up his phone to send a bunch of questioning eggplant emojis and question marks to Richie.]
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[Ah. That's the group chat.]
Oh. My apologies, but still relevant. Sucking on skin is definitely preferable to to gnawing on bone, but these WERE centuries ago. They were primitive, then. Perhaps there was something addictive about this ritual, or it was... necessary. They don't seem to be doing it now that they're extinct.
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[Ah. That's the group chat.]
Oh. My apologies, but still relevant. Sucking on skin is definitely preferable to to gnawing on bone, but these WERE centuries ago. They were primitive, then. Perhaps there was something addictive about this ritual, or it was... necessary. They don't seem to be doing it now that they're extinct.