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Richie "Bitch Baby Tears" Tozier ([personal profile] summertimeblues) wrote in [community profile] elnysa2018-02-17 09:29 pm

video; un: rtozier

[Surrounding a pair of stained and rumpled tomes is a jumble of a barbershop quartet. You have Yusuke Kitagawa, focus plastered to whatever he’s sketching in a tidy notebook. Red, last name unknown, is continuing to copy letters into her own collection and keeps her phone ready at her side. Richie Tozier and Dorian Pavus are the only ones paying attention to the video feed. Ironic, as neither one of them should even know what a livestream is.]

Greetings to the damned, coming in live from the asbestos-caked halls of learning down here in Olympia’s residential nerd district. My name is Rich, this is Dorian. Say hi Dorian.

Greetings, from your local residential… nerd? What does that even mean, dear Richie?

It means a well dressed man. [Richie smiles sweetly at the fossil sitting adjacent before turning his attention back to the camera.] Over here and ignoring the masses are people of lesser import. Anyway, we’ve all gathered here because we took up some of that under the table money in exchange for odd jobs, and today they stuck us up here in the book prison. We’ve been tasked with translating all this old hocus pocus and we found some interesting stuff, looks pretty well like a related spell. I know some of us remember that cuh-lossal skull in a cave. Terrible vacation destination, by the way, piss poor accommodations and it’s definitely haunted. Just a hunch, but I think something died in there.

More like they were rather exquisitely prepared, died, and then proceeded to serve a "higher calling." [Dorian rolls his eyes, leaning forward to take up more of the screen.] It’s a question of what that higher purpose is. Judging by the preparations of the whole thing, it’s either incredibly sanctimonious or incredibly… condemning. Shall we show them the texts?

[One of the people of "lesser import" look up at this time — the one with bright red hair — as if on cue ( really, it was just some good timing ). Takes a brief moment to roll her eyes at the dramatics unfolding in front of her, but she reaches for her phone nonetheless; soon, a text attachment shows up with the video. Otherwise, she doesn’t look like she has anything to add, and quietly returns to her work.]

There you have it. Take a looksee, it seems we’re missing a beginning and an end there. Any other fun tidbits would also be appreciated if you’ve got them. I personally have always wondered how bar mitzvahs are conducted in magical medieval empires. Do they have a ceremonial gremlin for it? I’m too scared to ask the locals.

[Richie suddenly frowns, sidetracked by the human noodle etching in silence across from him.] Hey Stringbean, what are you drawing? Is it me? [He leans across the table to snatch the notebook. Lovingly (and quite skillfully rendered) is the skull in said cave. Richie gasps in delight.] It is! It’s me when I’m dead! What a cuuuutie!

[He’s now leaning bodily over the table to pinch at the teenager’s cheeks. Red makes a face, the camera jumbles and goes flat and pitch black on the table. The last thing heard before the feed cuts is Richie’s yelp of pain (Red's boot has found his shin) and Dorian’s long groan.]

((OOC: The text will be added as a comment to the post! Any one of the four losers present may reply, but it's mostly going to be Richie and/or Dorian.))
badgerlock: (Fitz - assassin's thought process)

[personal profile] badgerlock 2018-02-20 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I might be able to help if I have a closer look.
flashystyle: (i didn't mean to make it sound)

[personal profile] flashystyle 2018-02-20 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
You just might be the only one I know that asks me to come see you, then proceed to ask how to mock me. Either are suitable, though Lord Dorian sounds much more imposing.
If you actually want to be out in the sun, we could take a walk around those public baths, or whatever they are. Or the train to Flona, as I have free tickets for all my hard work.
vorrutyer: (actually maybe unsmug)

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-20 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
What - to the beach? That sounds marvelous. I haven't been out there since the autumn. We could go sailing.
flashystyle: (and i have no outlet for it)

[personal profile] flashystyle 2018-02-20 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? I don't know the first thing about boats, other than I get sick on them. You'll have to teach me.
vorrutyer: (smug aka default)

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-20 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
You won't get sick when I'm sailing. I promise you that.
flashystyle: (have em but you know)

[personal profile] flashystyle 2018-02-20 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
We'll see. I'll meet you at that station, don't miss me too much, all that.
vorrutyer: (smirk)

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-20 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Bring something fetching to wear.
persistor: (ping())

[personal profile] persistor 2018-02-20 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
We posted what we managed to translate already.

... But no one's stopping you from looking at the books yourself.
gekkajuu: commissioned, please do not steal (虚ろに空いた胸の隙間から)

[personal profile] gekkajuu 2018-02-20 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
I truly believe that anything is possible, here.

Besides, if that kind of cross-breeding can happen, there's no reason to presume that the mother is the human.

[Except for the text that brought them to this discussion in the first place, but.]
vorrutyer: (hmmmmm not bad)

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-20 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. Is that the genesis of your fear? That I am a wicked man, and if he wakes, we'll be wicked men together? Do you think I'd make an ally of your butcher?
vorrutyer: (world-weary (and smug))

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-20 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, but you can't know that for sure, can you? At the end of the day, evil could be lurking inside me. The only way you could have some advance notice would be if, say, some compatriot from my own home world gave you some advance notice.
vorrutyer: (staring at the heavens)

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-20 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you given any part of this story to anyone besides me?
vorrutyer: (explaining everything (badly))

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-20 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Just so. Run it past someone you trust a bit more than you trust me. See if they want to know the identity of your butcher.
vorrutyer: (haughty (and smug))

[personal profile] vorrutyer 2018-02-20 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
How on earth, dear fellow, did you get "trust me" out of that command? No. I truly couldn't give less of a damn how you feel about me. [ Not true, but, well, you know. ] Let's just say that not being a child murderer also extends to not wanting to wake up one day to find a trail of tiny feet and dismembered chubby little arms. And forewarned, forearmed, etc. - and you, dear fellow, are quite a weapons-hoarder.

Run it past someone else. See if they share my fears. If they don't, then fine, tell me to go screw. But if someone else is also ever so torn up with worry for the tiny babies, then maybe you might want to consider spilling one or two of those secrets of yours.
catfident: (Default)

text; un: flashgoddess

[personal profile] catfident 2018-02-20 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing about gremlins but we found a few notes about our lady goddess Thesa if you're interested.
originallutece: very eager to see harm done to someone (happy; this is the smile of a woman)

[personal profile] originallutece 2018-02-20 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[What an absolute asshole.]

A swatting would only do you good. You weren't leaving, were you? Just as I told you I was arriving?

[Of course he was, which doesn't help her temper any. She takes a few steps upward, smiling in a not-very-nice way at all, and turns one of her fingers in the universal signal for turn around.]

March, Tozier. Up you go. And don't call me that.

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