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[silverhound]

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How come I have to have a "silver turd" and a "blind dude" as roommates? They both suck!
Who came up with this idea? This is stupid.

Might kick them out. They're too noisy.

Does anyone even like their roommates? Mine are annoying. Let's do a trade.

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[ghettobatman]

It's a generous offer [he says flatly] But I think I'll pass.

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[silverhound]

[Oh boy, this is embarrassing! Very.]

Shut up! Just shut up!

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[insurgent]

[ !!! the mystery man appears ]

I'm familiar with the type

I thought you might be someone I know, Matt
I'm Asta

[ not really, but lies are very in right now. ]

voice / un: m.murdock

[ghettobatman]

Is everything alright?

[hannya]

[Well, this guy backed down shockingly quick.]

real generous

[insurgent]

charming
have you pulled someone's teeth out before
or is this a Matt-specific fantasy

voice; un: m. murdock

[ghettobatman]

It's more of an inconvenience than anything.

But thank you.

[ghettobatman]

Just be responsible for yourself, Loz.

[he knows it's asking a lot ok] I'm blind, not helpless. I can manage on my own.

[silverhound]

[Didn't he tell you to shut up, Matt!? Loz let's out a childish huff.]

I didn't ask you for an opinion.

[silverhound]

[That's because the embarrassment is kicking in now that his roomies SEEN this post. Loz has his face in his hands now.]

Shut up!

[voice]

[hannya]

[Ah, this guy. Majima switches over to voice, too, though it takes him a minute to figure it out.]

Bein' blind or dealin' with this donkey dick?

But don't worry about it. He ain't givin' you any real trouble?

[ghettobatman]

[nah he's just gonna threadjack your post everywhere]

[that's what you get for talking shit]

First rule of getting along, Loz: learn to take advice. Unless you're planning on moving out yourself, you're stuck with us.

[silverhound]

I...well...

I've beaten people up before? Yeah!

[silverhound]

[Hear that loud groan of agony? That's Loz not listening to you, blind man! He's rolling his eyes and pouting.]

...Tch!

[reek]

There's a difference between speaking like a Queen and getting others to bend the knee. My father doesn't speak like a King, but he was able to get others to bend the knee to him none the less.

[ And he failed horribly, but we don't mention that part if we can avoid it. ]

Whether he and I like it or not, we remain a presence in one another's lives, even here on this planet. If he cares to change that, it's his choice.

[winddaughter]

I know. Trust me.

[vacuum]

Who's been staring at you as you sleep?

[clobbers]

Sort of. I've just always had really sensitive hearing.
No they're not. I want to sleep.

yes we do lmao

[clobbers]

well he IS pretty darn rude

[clobbers]

Says who????

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[tummyflowers]

Wait, we can talk on these? Oh. Well then.

You needn't worry yourself. We already reached a conclusion on the subject. Another time, perhaps.

[jelmazmo]

Cersei Lannister destroyed the Sept of Baelor with wildfire—with the majority of House Tyrell and many others of the nobility within.

It would have been much simpler for me than you might imagine.

( When they've lost everything, it seems only natural for them to try and cling to what was. An illusion of control they've ceased to have over their lives. )

And what exactly did you do to apparently render it his duty to execute you?

[insurgent]

convincing
think you could beat me?

[silverhound]

There's a difference between "can" and "could", right?

I can beat you up but also I could beat you up.
It just depends if I want to.

[naturallywavy]

YOU DROP DEAD!!